Posts tagged “whimsy”

  1. Previously in this series.

    “Little Lion Man With A Healthy Outlook"

    “I Appreciate Our Time Together and Don’t Feel the Need To Pretend It Was Impossibly Difficult By Writing A Bitter Song About Sex And Christianity”

    "This Song Has Some Banjo Playing, But It’s Very Tasteful"

    "This Song Is Sincerely About Our Love For Whole Foods And Isn’t An Allegory"

  2. Oh, there is a site dedicated entirely to reviewing works ("from classic works of art to absentminded doodles") that have entered the public domain, and I have only just found out about it this very minute.

  3. There seemed to be no use in waiting by the little door, so she went back to the table, half hoping she might find another key on it, or at any rate a book of rules for shutting people up like telescopes: this time she found a little bottle on it, (`which certainly was not here before,' said Alice,) and round the neck of the bottle was a paper label, with the words `DRINK ME'…

  4. Cut off their hair and sell it to a wizard or something Designate a single door in your house Forbidden. If they open it, lock them in the attic for seven years. Turn some, but not all, of your children into swans. Build them a tree house, only instead of a tree it's a hundred-foot high nest of thorns, and also they have to live in there, and also they're never allowed out and no…