Poppet
I couldn’t help but notice
that the gate at the top of the stairs was ajar
Oh?
which suggests to me
that a certain someone
has been going downstairs
can you think of who that might be?
Oh dear
Oh John, I’m sorry
I called for you but you weren’t at home
no one was home
and I was so thirsty
Darling
you know that going downstairs makes you hysterical
I know
It’s called a rest cure, darling
Not a going downstairs cure
How right you are
you’d better stay in bed this time
or someone’s going to lose her sitting up in bed privileges
I’m sorry
little goose
John
couldn’t I go outside even for a little while
just for a walk in the garden
just for a moment
why must you ask for the moon
you know I wish I could give it to you
but that it’s the last thing you need
I just can’t bear another minute staring at these same walls
This wallpaper
I’m afraid that as a doctor
I can’t advise going out into the garden
it’s full of night humors and cross-breezes
any one of which could do any number of things to your nervous system
to say nothing of your chalkstones
it would simply ruin your blood
all right
I’m afraid I just can’t allow it
all right
What do you think we should name the child?
Oh, John, I’m so glad you asked
I’ve missed talking to someone
and I do hope the baby’s doing well
I’ve thought about it a great deal these last few months
oh sorry, darling
that wasn’t for you
meant to send that to Williams
we’ve already named him
It’s a boy?
We had a son?
What’s his name, darling?
John?
What’s his name?
I’ll tell you what, my darling
You’ve been awfully good this week
and I think you deserve a treat
What’s that?
you can have all the air that you want
I know
I spoil you
you’ll open one of the windows, then?
I would love to see the sky again
Good God, no
not fresh air
Good lord
do you want to catch winter fever?
But it’s summer, John
surely it couldn’t be as bad as all that in the summer
Summer is the worst time of all to catch winter fever
the body simply doesn’t expect it
Next thing you know, your dropsy is so bilious it makes ship fever look like barrel fever
And then where would you be
I’m not sure
where would I be?
Nowhere good
I can tell you that much
nowhere good, medically speaking
Go back to sleep
I’ve been asleep all morning
and all night before that
I couldn’t possibly sleep any more
I’ll go mad if I try to lie still another hour
ah
that’s how you know you need rest
only a truly sleepy woman would say that
John have you noticed a yellow smell in the house
I’ve noticed a yellow smell
A yellow smell?
Not particularly
Could be some sort of miasma
I’ll have the garden torn up just in case
and extra bars set on the windows
darling
you know the broken-necked reverse-eyed witch nightmares in the wallpaper?
the what?
you know the ones I mean, John dear
they writhe in those slinking hate patterns?
good God
Well they’ve started to chant in unison
what has happened to you
Oh, don’t worry, pet
I know how to quiet them
I know how to make them stop their needle dance
They promised me
once I’ve done what they want
they’ll be at peace again
So there’s nothing to worry about!
I’ll be right down, darling
coming downstairs at last
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
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anninyn 124p · 608 weeks ago
I promise I won't shut you up in an attic/bedroom and never let you out.
mooseketeer · 608 weeks ago
Yet To Register · 608 weeks ago
MoxyCrimeFighter · 608 weeks ago
Also, this gave me shivers like the opening credits of "American Horror Story."
elsamac 121p · 608 weeks ago
elsamac 121p · 608 weeks ago
anachronistique 115p · 608 weeks ago
Also why don't we use the word "miasma" anymore?
lenore · 608 weeks ago
Martita · 608 weeks ago
Jamie · 608 weeks ago
On a related note, Jessica Probus' 'The YOLO Wallpaper': http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-yolo-wallp...
elsamac 121p · 608 weeks ago
lonely cheese 96p · 608 weeks ago
laureleye 107p · 608 weeks ago
rkfire 117p · 608 weeks ago
robotosaur 94p · 608 weeks ago
emily_white 99p · 608 weeks ago
Not a going downstairs cure
Or a using-a-blanket cure
Or a looking-at-plants cure
Or a talking-to-sweethearts cure...
(I occasionally prescribe myself a rest-cure day, and I end up cleaning the kitchen/bathroom by noon, because staying in bed all day when not medically necessary is actually awful for me.)
anninyn 124p · 608 weeks ago
I think I'd have a problem with the rest cure as was where you weren't allowed to do anything except lie in bed and stare at the walls because even books would excite your natural feminie hysterical tendencies.
A Lark · 608 weeks ago
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Knut · 608 weeks ago
And then where would you be
And then where would you be
embryoconcepts 104p · 608 weeks ago
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deliciousrecoil 86p · 608 weeks ago
Am I missing something? I feel like I should know this but can't find confirmation.
My only defense is that I was a medievalist thrown into teaching comp.
deliciousrecoil 86p · 608 weeks ago
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