OMG!-Worthy Vagina Dentata Trauma-ramas
For any teen, developing your first set of vaginal teeth is stressful enough, but when it involves your crush or flossing, it can be extra traumatic! Here, readers reveal their most cringe-worthy dentata stigmata moments!
“I was spending a Saturday night with my steady when we knew his parents were going to be out of town, and, well…things got pretty hot and heavy. In the middle of our “study sesh,” I started hearing weird noises — and not good weird noises, either. My boyfriend was making the strangest choking sounds. Then I looked down, and there was blood everywhere! At first I thought it was my period — how embarrassing! But it was coming from him. He died :(”
“I was on a class trip to the beach when I noticed that the cute guy from math class kept looking over at me. I figured he was crushin’ on my new leopard-print bikini, but as I got closer, he said, “I think that’s my Frisbee in there.
The good news was that later that night we totally hooked up in an empty lifeguard station. The bad news is he died :(“
“I was rollerskating with some friends when I spotted my crush across the rink and decided to impress him by speed-skating over to him. Did I mention I was carrying seven cups of hot coffee and wearing mittens at the time? Or that I chose that day to go commando? It was so embarrassing — I totally wiped out right in front of the hottest dude in school!
Needless to say, he died :(“
“A few weeks ago my boyfriend and I got into a fight because I wasn’t ready to get physical with him. Imagine my surprise when he shows up in third period the following Tuesday missing the middle and index fingers on both hands — and my best friend Mandy sitting behind him, looking like the cat that ate the canary!
Needless to say, I found a way to get back at him — both of his best friends have lost their hands up to the wrist this semester, thanks to yours truly.
Later, when my ex and Mandy went all the way, he died :(“
