Hey! Did you apply for a job with us semi-recently? You’re going to hear back from me in this upcoming week. THANKS ENORMOUSLY FOR YOUR PATIENCE, YOU GUYS.
How is your week going. Is it pretty good. Did you try wearing a medicine hat to work
Tongue-in-cheek jokester or history’s greatest monster? You decide.
Did you know that some women have jobs and friends at the same time? Turns out it’s pretty great.
A sweaty woman speaks the truth in a beautiful dress.
“It’s more than the sum of its parts. It says more in its five minutes about what it’s like to be a sexually active young woman than most hours-long games even attempt to say about anything.”
“The Parable of the Unjust Judge, or Fear Of A Nigger Nation,” from Ezekiel Kweku.
how many French revolutions were there anyhow
Ming-Qi Chu has your fucking number.
Phil Hartman and Kristen Stewart are both perfect, and we were lucky to live in the same world as either one of them, if only for a moment.
Feel The Burn returned!
AJ: I know what you’re thinking, but I really am. I’ve been working here off and on for five years, so…I’ve got to tell her how I feel. That I…that I would be honored if she would let me perform her first surgical abortion.
[There is a pregnant pause]
AJ: So…how do I do that?
