Hey! Did you apply for a job with us semi-recently? You’re going to hear back from me in this upcoming week. THANKS ENORMOUSLY FOR YOUR PATIENCE, YOU GUYS.
How is your week going. Is it pretty good. Did you try wearing a medicine hat to work
Tongue-in-cheek jokester or history’s greatest monster? You decide.
Did you know that some women have jobs and friends at the same time? Turns out it’s pretty great.
A sweaty woman speaks the truth in a beautiful dress.
“It’s more than the sum of its parts. It says more in its five minutes about what it’s like to be a sexually active young woman than most hours-long games even attempt to say about anything.”
“The Parable of the Unjust Judge, or Fear Of A Nigger Nation,” from Ezekiel Kweku.
how many French revolutions were there anyhow
Ming-Qi Chu has your fucking number.
Phil Hartman and Kristen Stewart are both perfect, and we were lucky to live in the same world as either one of them, if only for a moment.
Feel The Burn returned!
AJ: I know what you’re thinking, but I really am. I’ve been working here off and on for five years, so…I’ve got to tell her how I feel. That I…that I would be honored if she would let me perform her first surgical abortion.
[There is a pregnant pause]
AJ: So…how do I do that?
Tags: meta, toast points
I have all of the Empire Records songs in my head from that post the other day. All of them. And did anybody else buy the soundtrack after seeing the movie and were totally disappointed? Half the good songs aren’t on there, and the lyrics to Sugar High are all about ewww sex.
I don’t have that soundtrack, but one of my favorite ways to discover music is to buy random movie soundtracks at used record stores. I still stand by the Babysitters Club Movie soundtrack as being one of the best!
Nice to know applicants for The Toast job will hear back, even if we’d already mentally consigned ourselves to rejection, official notification is always welcome.
I second this sentiment
Yeah! I’m super grateful for the transparency, not that I would expect anything less from The Toast.
Same! Good luck at all and congrats to whoever gets the Golden Email! 🙂
Hey, did everybody else get a response to their applications this week? I didn’t, but maybe it’s still coming?
I haven’t heard yet either, Allison. eeeeee
The dressing for work post was inspirational. This week (back to school) I wore mostly dresses. Next week my goal will be to locate a Detective Olivia Benson-like 90s bitch pantsuit. http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/141150265-specia…
ahhh why won’t this picture show up
The trick is to wear any old pantsuit with a t-shirt and NO FUCKS AT ALL.