- Cold hands
- Beautiful face
- Missing slippers
- Wrist fevers
- Night brain
- Going outside at night in Italy
- Shawl insufficiency
- Too many pillows
- Garden troubles
- Someone said “No” very loudly while they were in the room
- Letter-reading fits
- Drawing-room anguish
- Not enough pillows
- Haven’t seen the sea in a long time
- Too many novels
- Pony exhaustion
- Strolling congestion
- Sherry served too cold
- Ship infidelity
- Spent more than a month in London after growing up in Yorkshire
- Clergyman’s dropsy
- Flirting headaches
- River unhappiness
- General bummers
- Knitting needles too heavy
- Mmmf
- Beautiful chestnut hair
- Spinal degeneration as a result of pride
- Parents too happy
- The Unpleasantness
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
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