What a great time to sign up. You remember, this ol’ thing we talked about last week?

Let’s talk about incredible things that AREN’T free, shall we?

1. Tickets to Lin-Manuel Miranda’s musical, Hamilton.

2. Marcona almonds.

3. One of those Rhine cruises they hype before Downton Abbey.

4. A first edition of To The Lighthouse.

5. A trained owl who will bring you letters.

6. Paid parental leave for all Americans.

7. A mint condition Art Deco liquor cabinet.

8. Leslie Jamison reading her books to you in person instead of via this FREE online course.

9. A Toast-branded tote bag, coming soon.

10. A concealer that blends seamlessly.

But this MOOC is free, and you should sign up right now so you don’t miss a class!