How Do You Handle Jet Lag? -The Toast

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And please don’t tell me “just stay awake while the sun is out.” A wizard has taken up residence behind my eyes and I have no control when he opens and closes them. I live inside of a jar of malicious jelly. There is molasses and cobwebs in my brain. Sleep is a vicious Paleozoic sea that washes over me against my will. Yesterday was Monday, and today is Monday as well? I don’t remember when the last time I was fully awake. Give me your advice, and I will take it, if I have not lost the power of speech.

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Just mainline Five Hour Energy until you've satisfied the day's responsibilities and then sleep for 32 hours straight.
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Can you sit outside in the sun? That helps. Just try to stay awake until it's dark. My sister travels frequently on overseas business and she says that works for her.
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They say not to take a nap, I say bullshit. I always take a nap. I am tired, I have been in a flying cylinder, I have traveled through time and space. I can nap if I want to.

Just make sure it's not an eight-hour full sleep nap.
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It's too late for this advice, but when I was a kid my parents were friends with this Australian woman who swore that the best thing to do was to spend the week before your flight getting as drunk as possible, and then to stop drinking when you arrived. Her theory was that your liver would be so grateful that it would respond by curing your jet lag.
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Accept that you are only half a sentient being until the soul your jet-borne meatsack outstripped catches up with you. Avoid driving or handling precious objects.
I once had a professor walk into a class where he was giving a guest lecture talking about how jet lagged he was, at which point the professor in charge of the class went out to get him a large latte. Turns out he had flown from Seattle to San Diego. The day before.

So basically, use it to convince people to buy you stuff.
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Take cheap flights that involve long layovers and getting up too early or staying up all night and travel for like two days so that by the time you reach your destination you no longer have a sense of what time it should be anyway. Easier to adjust when you've already lost all concept of time.
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Well, from the twitter-stalking I did this morning it sounds like you have the right idea about just staying awake for as long as humanly possible until night-time... get out of your house and doing something active really helps.

I did NYC>Auckland>NYC recently; I landed in Auckland at 7am after abour 24 hours of travel and made sure to keep on my feet (zoo & museum) for as long as possible. Checked into my hotel at 4, tried to figure out my power converter to plug my phone in... but the jetlag had hit and I couldn't figure it out, so I - in order - cried, showered, took a strict two-hour nap/rest, then woke up, had dinner, then went back to bed a few hours later. That ended up being the better jet-lag experience of the trip, mostly because I had slept about 5 hours on the plane from LA to Auckland.

On the way home, though, I took 4 flights in 34 hours (I was at the bottom of the South Island so I had to get to Auckland first) and slept not one wink for all 34 of it. Landed JFK around 8pm (and looked like a deranged sleepwalker at baggage claim), was home by 9, and then caught a second wind so I unpacked and hung around on Tumblr until about 11pm... then slept until 11am the next morning.

So YMMV but seriously, go do something that keeps you walking around (but, like, maybe not hiking/running/something where you can injure yourself easily) for as long as possible, and if you have to nap, keep it short.
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Freaking oath, Mallory, I don't know, I just sleep whenever the wizard closes my eyes, take melatonin at bedtime, and pray a lot. Going TO Australia isn't too troubling to my internal clock because I always arrive in the morning having gotten a catnap and a stiff neck on the plane, so my strategy is to keep moving and stay outside if at all possible until nightfall, by which point I'm vibrating with exhaustion and fall asleep like a fussy toddler, that is, mid-sob. But returning-home jetlag is a differently-tinted equine altogether.
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Refuse to give in to this new time zone; live and sleep as if you are still abroad. Eventually your body will get sick of it and readjust.

My grandfather lives in CT but always has his watch set to California time, "the only time that matters."
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There is nothing like the misery of International Date Line jetlag, where entire days disappear or stretch on forever like the sun will never set.

(My worst trip was when I had to cross the date line twice there & twice back).

Embrace it. Lots of hour long naps. Soon things will go back to normal and this time will be a foggy memory.
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Become a cat. Have you ever met a cat with jet lag? Exactly.
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My formula for US-Europe trips is (1) arrive mid-afternoon, (2) haul several huge suitcases up steep hills and also several flights of stairs (or some other form of vigorous exercise), (3) go for a long walk to find food, (4) eat something magnificent at an hour that a reasonable person would call dinner time, (5) let oblivion take you, (6) get up early and go for a run.

Bonus points: do this in Norway in the dead of winter or the middle of summer, when daylight provides no sensible cues for your body to follow ("What? It's 2PM? But it's... dark?").
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Carl Lowr · 472 weeks ago

Last summer I went to the US for the first time, which was awesome, but flying back to Europe absolutely wrecked me for days. As far as I can tell there is no antidote against the evil sorcery of flying eastwards-jet lag :-/

Drink lots of fluids and stay outside and do stuff if the season permits it.
I have done the Australia-U.S. route many, many times over the last 20 years (ooooofff that feels old to say, ye gods), and the jet lag is **so much worse** coming back to the U.S.

In my experience, the best results come from a combination of forcing yourself onto a schedule as soon as possible - I try to go back to work the day after I arrive, even if it's just for a few hours - and treating it like the world's worst hangover, with lots of soothing teas and healthy-feeling comfort foods like Thai noodle dishes.

I come down firmly in the no-nap camp, but I have no problem making bedtime 8:00 p.m. for as many nights in a row I need to. I also expect that I'll wake up in the wee hours for a few nights, so I try to plan a few things I can do in bed (podcasts, old-favourite shows, *light* reading) so I can still get some good rest time in and not roll around cursing the skies in sleepless rage.

That last is huge, actually: my wife and I just got back to the States last week, and she had the rage while I had the restful plans. My plans worked really well, as long as she was asleep or thought I was; the second she realised we were both awake at the same time, she was howling at me like a wounded coyote, and there was Officially No More Rest To Be Had.
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Eat when your non-jet lagged self would normally eat. See http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?stor...
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Marmite Soldier · 472 weeks ago

As it happens, the Beeb website has something to say about that this morning: http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160314-how-airl...
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I have no advice, just an amusing anecdote: one time my husband was so jet-lagged that when we came back to our hotel room, he fell face-down on the bed, mumbled, "I can't figure out how these covers work," and promptly conked out for four hours. Shoes still on and everything.

I guess if you can still operate bedclothes you're good?
My mom still brings up the trip we took to London when I was 18 where I was so jetlagged I slept until TEN AM! And in consequence missed seeing not one but two nice churches with her!
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Try to eat 3 meals at normal times. So breakfast at a reasonable hour, Lunch around noonish, Dinner around 6. Then get to sleep at like 7:30 -8
I just sleep whenever and figure it will work out in the end. And it does! I am invariably back on a normal schedule within a week.
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An English dude once told me that the best treatment for jet lag is Irish Coffee. I also hold the personal belief that the best thing to do before getting on a plane is to drink a giant blue margarita at one of those airport Chili's. Basically, what I'm saying is (if you are a drinking sort) booze it both ways.
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The jet lag I'm most familiar with is North America to Europe "they dimmed the lights for two hours to make it seem like it was sleepy time and then they woke everyone up for breakfast but you only got two hours of sleep *if you're lucky*" jet lag. The best remedy for that is to go to a local grocery store and buy French prunes. Not only are they incredibly much more delicious than North American prunes, but they... come in handy for other reasons, too.
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I feel your pain. Landing after a 24-hour (ish) flight from Adelaide to London (and we took off at about 10pm so we had been awake all day beforehand, in the presence of a three-year-old on his birthday. We did not get to nap, is my point) I was just so tired that I was angry. My boyfriend had to say to me at one point, "I'm not making you stay awake because I'm being mean!".

(We went to bed at about 8 and forcing myself to stay up until then was awful.)
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I... don't handle jet lag. It's gotten slightly better since I discovered that a couple of Benadryl and an Ativan will likely knock me out for a few hours on the plane. But still, after every single long-haul flight I tell myself I'm going to stay up until local nightfall this time! and then I never do. It's especially bad when I fly to Zurich to see my parents because the flight leaves at 5 PM, too early in the day for me to sleep on the plane even with chemical assistance, and arrives at 6 AM, much too early in the day for me to be able to stay up until my normal bedtime.

On the first day of our honeymoon I (inexplicably, in hindsight) decided to soak my feet before setting out to go sightseeing. "I don't want to waste any time in Barcelona napping,"" I said to my husband, filled with contempt for these nappers and their weakness. I promptly passed out and woke up 6 hours later, incredibly confused as to why my upper body was on the bed while my feet were in a bucket of cold water.
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I got back from Spain two days ago. On the way there, I slept with the aid of Tylenol PM and awoke to find myself ready for lunch. On the way back, I was awake for 24 hours of straight travel, topped with two margaritas at O'Hare before getting home at midnight and collapsing in a heap. My sleep is normal but I'm suffering from lack of rioja.
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Lily Rowan · 472 weeks ago

Um, I think no one told Mallory this yet, but: Mallory. Brace yourself. It is Tuesday. You will be OK.
You got me, I'm still all fucked up from losing an hour on Sunday.
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Break your foot and lose a parent while you're traveling. I had absolutely no jet lag when I flew back to the US from NZ under those conditions!

I never really got jet lag until I turned 30 (yay?), but I have found the combination of exercise, exposure to sunlight, and alternating coffee and Ambien until my body adjusts is helpful. I'm really curious what helps with the mental soup that accompanies jet lag, though.
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I just flew from Seattle to the east coast Saturday-->Sunday and between the jet lag and DST I'm wrecked. So far I'm subsisting by not talking to many people and letting my eyes unfocus as often as they like, which is most of the time. And also caffeine.
I have two strategies:

Strategy the first: Stay awake until sometime between 8 and 10 PM. This is most useful the day of your arrival, and if you can swing it, will significantly reduce the amount of jet lag.
Strategy the second: Say "Screw it!" and give in. Nap when your body wants to nap, wake up and read when your body wants to wake up. Eventually it'll get sorted out. Just enjoy being a creature in tune with their desires for a while instead of one bogged down by routine.
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katakana haru · 472 weeks ago

It's too late for you, but prevention is the best cure! The SECOND you step in the airport give yourself a time piece set to the time at your destination. You have to manipulate yourself into believing that this is the TRUE time and that ALL other clocks are lying to you, EVEN AND ESPECIALLY when you have to use the LYING TIME for stuff like catching your plane. You will be served breakfasts for dinner and chicken parmesan for breakfast and you will know that this is them trying to trick you.

MOST IMPORTANTLY you have to KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT for at least 2 hours at a time when you might be sleeping at your target destination. If you can't sleep on the plane, whatever, just keep 'em shut.

By the time you get where you're going, you'll be pissed off at everyone for thrusting a time conspiracy at you, and you'll be tired and confused, but you'll step off that plane knowing what time it is.
I'd say it's time to schedule some phone calls or coffees with friends to fill the daylight hours. We're talking your best 'get a grip' friends, the ones who won't take it personally that you're falling asleep in said coffee and will instead shake you awake, bodily.
After a recent Canada - Australia - Canada trip, the first night home was spent pacifying my cat and the second night and third nights were spent sleeping like a log for four hours until 1 am then crankily marathoning GBBO until I gave up and rose to face the day. The fourth night, I remembered the sleeping pills someone had given me for the flight and it was glorious.

Moral of the story: cats are vengeful, pharmaceuticals are your friend.
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I have a theory that if you don't spend longer than three days in the new timezone, you don't get jet-lagged (you might be tired, though). It's once your body has adjusted to the new time that the jet-lag kicks in on flying back. I base this on doing a UK-Vietnam round trip via Thailand over four days, and commuting to Mexico from the UK for three weeks (fly out Monday, fly back Thursday night).

My strategy is to stay awake as long as possible once you've arrived, and not to nap. Go to bed at a reasonable time for the time zone you're in; don't expect to have a full night's sleep.
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I fly internationally a lot, often for work (which is the worst because you're often stuck inside for meetings). Melatonin or valium at night. Black out curtains or sleep mask at night. Hearty breakfast in morning. If you have the option to get outside in the morning take it. Next best is to open curtains at dawn, even if you go back to bed. Good luck!
In college, I flew nonstop from San Francisco to London for a study abroad semester. I tried to take everyone's advice about staying awake during the day, etc., and ended up falling asleep on a park bench for three hours.

Several years later, I flew from Portland to Paris for my honeymoon and fell asleep, standing, at the Louvre. My brand-new spouse had to catch me.

I have no advice, but much sympathy.
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I did trips to Australia almost three years straight because my husband lived there. The jetlag coming back to Chicago was fucking MURDEROUS. For my last trip, I used an entire week to recover. I followed no specific plan except to just...sleep. I slept until I felt like myself again.
I fly back and forth from Japan pretty frequently these days. My trick is to drink lots of gin (and also bottled water, because hydration is important for your skin in all that awful plane air) on the flight and get drunk enough to lose track of time.

Taking care of my skin also helps the adjustment because if I can reduce surrounding "eww I feel gross" jet lag won't hit me as hard. I wear minimal make-up the day I fly, or just moisturizer. When I get on the plane I use a makeup wipe to take off any I have on. I reapply moisturizer to my face and hands every couple hours and sometimes use those tiny Evian purse sprays in between. If I need makeup at the destination I'll apply right before landing.
What worked best for me, back when I was flying back and forth to Korea, was to get good and drunk, and once your hangover goes away, the jet lag is pretty well handled. Of course, I was in my early 20s at the time, so your mileage may vary.
Whenever I get back from Asia I just fall asleep in random places. Usually at parties, alone and fully clothed in some corner of the house. Once like 10 people were watching SVU and I was in a corner of the couch with a cat asleep on top of me, and my friend had draped a blanket from her bed on top.

That being said, ZZQUIL ALL HAIL. I take it there and back on really bad flights. Just forcing yourself to miserably get through the first week seems to do it for me. I tried to wait until at least 9pm to fall asleep.
My Top 3 Tips to Handle Jet Lag :

Pray to R'hllor every hour
Remember your Bene Gesserit training
Ask yourself if Ayn Rand would have let herself fall asleep like some lazy moocher
I am still dealing with jetlag a week later (U.S. to U.K.) but I might just be lazy and a bad person. Trying to stay awake until you can go to bed at 'normal' times for the time zone you're in, is the route I try (and consistently fail) to take, but only superhuman people manage it for the most part.

SO, if you are mortal: coffee and long showers, for times you are supposed to get up but want to go back to sleep. TV shows that make you angry but keep you interested, and activities like leaving your house/bed for long periods of time, for staying awake. When you are meant to go to bed but have the energy of a small child, remove your cell phone/tablet/any device that could entertain you from your bedroom, and get under the covers. Imagine that in a few short hours, someone will want you to be awake and they will not let you sleep. Foster this sense of dread until an anxiety attacks seems imminent, and then relish your current ability to sleep/rest undisturbed.

*All above advice given by person still jetlagged, 7 full days after travel. Take with small sack of salt.
Sleep science says:
1) get daylight in the morning. Go outside and stare up at the sky. It's crucial! Blue light in the morning is SO IMPORTANT for setting the circadian rhythm. It has to be in the mornings, just going outside in the afternoon is not enough.
2) shift your sleep schedule forwards, not backwards. If you have the choice, choose to stay awake for a longer time to go to bed on time, rather than trying to go to bed after a very short time up. Incidentally, this is the only way to make shift work not be completely intolerable. (I have sometimes been up an entire night and then gone to bed at 8 or 9 PM the next night - it's brutal, but it works when nothing else does...)

Source: my sleep scientist professors who lecture me about psychology until my brain melts
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I'm going to Vietnam in June and am Very Worried about this.
My sleep clock is pretty easy to course-correct, but what I really struggle with is my meal schedule getting thrown off. I'll wake up in the night, because I'm expecting a meal, and then I'll feel sort of ill in the morning when I'm supposed to eat and don't want to.
Disastrously. Just do what you can and in a week it'll work itself out. The less caffeine you drink, the shorter amount of time you'll need to stop feeling like Taco Bell diarrhea.

I traveled to CA-UK twice a month for 6 months and when I *really* needed to be awake, I would do shoulder stand or legs up the wall for a few minutes and that would buy me an hour of relatively normal cognitive functioning.
I've found that what works best is just be vaguely cross about it, and settle in to living in a new realm, vis a vis your own personal schedule. You used to sleep until 10? That person is gone. Now you get up at 5:15! It's like emerging form a chrysalis - you are different than you were before, and that's that.
I can't help you. For most of my trip to Japan and about 10 days afterwards I felt like I was on a vision quest due to my sleep deprivation. I saw no visions but felt like I was borderline delusional a lot of the time. One day I even fell asleep at my desk at work.
Accept that you will never sleep the same way again. Three hour naps and the belief that 2 AM is going to bed early are your new normal. Embrace it.

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