And please don’t tell me “just stay awake while the sun is out.” A wizard has taken up residence behind my eyes and I have no control when he opens and closes them. I live inside of a jar of malicious jelly. There is molasses and cobwebs in my brain. Sleep is a vicious Paleozoic sea that washes over me against my will. Yesterday was Monday, and today is Monday as well? I don’t remember when the last time I was fully awake. Give me your advice, and I will take it, if I have not lost the power of speech.
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catweazlol 142p · 472 weeks ago
littlehuntingcreek 135p · 472 weeks ago
irreverantontheinternet 126p · 472 weeks ago
Just make sure it's not an eight-hour full sleep nap.
CenabisBene 159p · 472 weeks ago
Rillquiet 118p · 472 weeks ago
ppyajunebug 137p · 472 weeks ago
So basically, use it to convince people to buy you stuff.
longlostlullaby 122p · 472 weeks ago
Alli525 111p · 472 weeks ago
I did NYC>Auckland>NYC recently; I landed in Auckland at 7am after abour 24 hours of travel and made sure to keep on my feet (zoo & museum) for as long as possible. Checked into my hotel at 4, tried to figure out my power converter to plug my phone in... but the jetlag had hit and I couldn't figure it out, so I - in order - cried, showered, took a strict two-hour nap/rest, then woke up, had dinner, then went back to bed a few hours later. That ended up being the better jet-lag experience of the trip, mostly because I had slept about 5 hours on the plane from LA to Auckland.
On the way home, though, I took 4 flights in 34 hours (I was at the bottom of the South Island so I had to get to Auckland first) and slept not one wink for all 34 of it. Landed JFK around 8pm (and looked like a deranged sleepwalker at baggage claim), was home by 9, and then caught a second wind so I unpacked and hung around on Tumblr until about 11pm... then slept until 11am the next morning.
So YMMV but seriously, go do something that keeps you walking around (but, like, maybe not hiking/running/something where you can injure yourself easily) for as long as possible, and if you have to nap, keep it short.
lauragraceroberts 121p · 472 weeks ago
blogswithmax 131p · 472 weeks ago
My grandfather lives in CT but always has his watch set to California time, "the only time that matters."
raqueue 115p · 472 weeks ago
(My worst trip was when I had to cross the date line twice there & twice back).
Embrace it. Lots of hour long naps. Soon things will go back to normal and this time will be a foggy memory.
dreadfulwind 156p · 472 weeks ago
anecdata 94p · 472 weeks ago
Bonus points: do this in Norway in the dead of winter or the middle of summer, when daylight provides no sensible cues for your body to follow ("What? It's 2PM? But it's... dark?").
Carl Lowr · 472 weeks ago
Drink lots of fluids and stay outside and do stuff if the season permits it.
TimTamGirl 110p · 472 weeks ago
In my experience, the best results come from a combination of forcing yourself onto a schedule as soon as possible - I try to go back to work the day after I arrive, even if it's just for a few hours - and treating it like the world's worst hangover, with lots of soothing teas and healthy-feeling comfort foods like Thai noodle dishes.
I come down firmly in the no-nap camp, but I have no problem making bedtime 8:00 p.m. for as many nights in a row I need to. I also expect that I'll wake up in the wee hours for a few nights, so I try to plan a few things I can do in bed (podcasts, old-favourite shows, *light* reading) so I can still get some good rest time in and not roll around cursing the skies in sleepless rage.
That last is huge, actually: my wife and I just got back to the States last week, and she had the rage while I had the restful plans. My plans worked really well, as long as she was asleep or thought I was; the second she realised we were both awake at the same time, she was howling at me like a wounded coyote, and there was Officially No More Rest To Be Had.
mabissam 121p · 472 weeks ago
Marmite Soldier · 472 weeks ago
bethcorriveau 130p · 472 weeks ago
I guess if you can still operate bedclothes you're good?
Amphora 112p · 472 weeks ago
danelleorange 119p · 472 weeks ago
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thebeagee 127p · 472 weeks ago
suzynjackson 117p · 472 weeks ago
bookwormV 119p · 472 weeks ago
(We went to bed at about 8 and forcing myself to stay up until then was awful.)
winterbymorning 133p · 472 weeks ago
On the first day of our honeymoon I (inexplicably, in hindsight) decided to soak my feet before setting out to go sightseeing. "I don't want to waste any time in Barcelona napping,"" I said to my husband, filled with contempt for these nappers and their weakness. I promptly passed out and woke up 6 hours later, incredibly confused as to why my upper body was on the bed while my feet were in a bucket of cold water.
BestLaidPlans 127p · 472 weeks ago
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Frumiosa 141p · 472 weeks ago
OncoMouse 121p · 472 weeks ago
I never really got jet lag until I turned 30 (yay?), but I have found the combination of exercise, exposure to sunlight, and alternating coffee and Ambien until my body adjusts is helpful. I'm really curious what helps with the mental soup that accompanies jet lag, though.
mmcoulston 134p · 472 weeks ago
sarahgundle 127p · 472 weeks ago
Strategy the first: Stay awake until sometime between 8 and 10 PM. This is most useful the day of your arrival, and if you can swing it, will significantly reduce the amount of jet lag.
Strategy the second: Say "Screw it!" and give in. Nap when your body wants to nap, wake up and read when your body wants to wake up. Eventually it'll get sorted out. Just enjoy being a creature in tune with their desires for a while instead of one bogged down by routine.
katakana haru · 472 weeks ago
MOST IMPORTANTLY you have to KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT for at least 2 hours at a time when you might be sleeping at your target destination. If you can't sleep on the plane, whatever, just keep 'em shut.
By the time you get where you're going, you'll be pissed off at everyone for thrusting a time conspiracy at you, and you'll be tired and confused, but you'll step off that plane knowing what time it is.
magalibee 73p · 472 weeks ago
aqueousmedium 105p · 472 weeks ago
Moral of the story: cats are vengeful, pharmaceuticals are your friend.
ela21 77p · 472 weeks ago
My strategy is to stay awake as long as possible once you've arrived, and not to nap. Go to bed at a reasonable time for the time zone you're in; don't expect to have a full night's sleep.
Borednow · 472 weeks ago
hayliebswenson 90p · 472 weeks ago
Several years later, I flew from Portland to Paris for my honeymoon and fell asleep, standing, at the Louvre. My brand-new spouse had to catch me.
I have no advice, but much sympathy.
Janesy 143p · 472 weeks ago
lemonack 114p · 472 weeks ago
Taking care of my skin also helps the adjustment because if I can reduce surrounding "eww I feel gross" jet lag won't hit me as hard. I wear minimal make-up the day I fly, or just moisturizer. When I get on the plane I use a makeup wipe to take off any I have on. I reapply moisturizer to my face and hands every couple hours and sometimes use those tiny Evian purse sprays in between. If I need makeup at the destination I'll apply right before landing.
Mark · 472 weeks ago
queen_bunnie 101p · 472 weeks ago
That being said, ZZQUIL ALL HAIL. I take it there and back on really bad flights. Just forcing yourself to miserably get through the first week seems to do it for me. I tried to wait until at least 9pm to fall asleep.
socordya 130p · 472 weeks ago
Pray to R'hllor every hour
Remember your Bene Gesserit training
Ask yourself if Ayn Rand would have let herself fall asleep like some lazy moocher
Rambles · 472 weeks ago
SO, if you are mortal: coffee and long showers, for times you are supposed to get up but want to go back to sleep. TV shows that make you angry but keep you interested, and activities like leaving your house/bed for long periods of time, for staying awake. When you are meant to go to bed but have the energy of a small child, remove your cell phone/tablet/any device that could entertain you from your bedroom, and get under the covers. Imagine that in a few short hours, someone will want you to be awake and they will not let you sleep. Foster this sense of dread until an anxiety attacks seems imminent, and then relish your current ability to sleep/rest undisturbed.
*All above advice given by person still jetlagged, 7 full days after travel. Take with small sack of salt.
neuromanticism 114p · 472 weeks ago
1) get daylight in the morning. Go outside and stare up at the sky. It's crucial! Blue light in the morning is SO IMPORTANT for setting the circadian rhythm. It has to be in the mornings, just going outside in the afternoon is not enough.
2) shift your sleep schedule forwards, not backwards. If you have the choice, choose to stay awake for a longer time to go to bed on time, rather than trying to go to bed after a very short time up. Incidentally, this is the only way to make shift work not be completely intolerable. (I have sometimes been up an entire night and then gone to bed at 8 or 9 PM the next night - it's brutal, but it works when nothing else does...)
Source: my sleep scientist professors who lecture me about psychology until my brain melts
m98widow 112p · 472 weeks ago
Currer_Belle 133p · 472 weeks ago
splendidmorgan 79p · 472 weeks ago
I traveled to CA-UK twice a month for 6 months and when I *really* needed to be awake, I would do shoulder stand or legs up the wall for a few minutes and that would buy me an hour of relatively normal cognitive functioning.
lemonadefish 112p · 472 weeks ago
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