What Kind of Girl Do We Want?

teenJust like the girl that married dear old dad

Who wears a short skirt and a long jacket

Like you

Who will laugh for no one else

Like the girls on Fox News

With extensions in her hair

To call my own

Like her

A bad girl who doesn’t answer the phone

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11 Comments

  1. mkpatter +18

    Everytime I hear that short skirt and a long jacket I’m like, “NO CAKE LEARN ABOUT PROPORTIONS THAT ALWAYS LOOKS TERRIBLE.”

    1. fondue with cheddar +2

      Every time I hear it I think of the Christmas parody “White Beard Red Jacket.” It’s a much better combination.

    2. WibblyWobbly +11

      I couldn’t listen to it for the longest time because I had the same reaction. I am picturing a miniskirt and a really ugly black mid-calf trenchcoat.

      Also, “I want a girl who gets up early, I want a girl who stays up late.” So…you want a perpetually tired girl, is that it?

      1. bocadelperro +3

        The one that always bothered me was “She’s trading her MG for a White Chrysler LeBaron” WHHYYY?!?

    3. SarcasticFringehead +2

      You want a girl who dresses like a flasher, where you can’t tell if she’s actually wearing anything on her bottom half? (I mean, I’m not judging, whatever floats your boat, I’m just trying to clarify)

  2. Megano!

    Everytime I hear that short skirt and a long jacket I'm like, "NO CAKE LEARN ABOUT PROPORTIONS THAT ALWAYS LOOKS TERRIBLE."

  3. PomoFrannyGlass +5

    HAHAHA in my addled teen brain I always wanted to be that girl. I think it was the mind like a diamond and nails shining like justice.