Just like the girl that married dear old dad
Who wears a short skirt and a long jacket
Like you
Who will laugh for no one else
Like the girls on Fox News
With extensions in her hair
To call my own
Like her
A bad girl who doesn’t answer the phone
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And then there are the times when you just *need* a girl… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCGkvlP9OlA
Beat me to it!
to ride ride ride.
How about when you’ve already *got* a girl? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYI99xuI9CM
Everytime I hear that short skirt and a long jacket I’m like, “NO CAKE LEARN ABOUT PROPORTIONS THAT ALWAYS LOOKS TERRIBLE.”
Every time I hear it I think of the Christmas parody “White Beard Red Jacket.” It’s a much better combination.
I couldn’t listen to it for the longest time because I had the same reaction. I am picturing a miniskirt and a really ugly black mid-calf trenchcoat.
Also, “I want a girl who gets up early, I want a girl who stays up late.” So…you want a perpetually tired girl, is that it?
The one that always bothered me was “She’s trading her MG for a White Chrysler LeBaron” WHHYYY?!?
You want a girl who dresses like a flasher, where you can’t tell if she’s actually wearing anything on her bottom half? (I mean, I’m not judging, whatever floats your boat, I’m just trying to clarify)
Everytime I hear that short skirt and a long jacket I'm like, "NO CAKE LEARN ABOUT PROPORTIONS THAT ALWAYS LOOKS TERRIBLE."
HAHAHA in my addled teen brain I always wanted to be that girl. I think it was the mind like a diamond and nails shining like justice.
When I hear “Just like the girl that married dear old Dad,” I think of The Forester Sisters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DI0Z2x_xZE