My darlings. Today I can leave you only with an apology and a promise — I am driving to Texas at this very moment, and as such cannot devote the time I would like to crafting the perfect ode to Adventure Time’s Princess Bubblegum/Marceline pairing, which is rapidly approaching canon. The gifs I will have for you, my precious pets. The Tumblr-sourced fan art. I swear you shall have it. But not yet. There is not time.
In my absence, please enjoy these movie clips of Film Characters Who Should Have Been Lesbians, Why On Earth Weren’t They Lesbians, It Was So Obvious (I know some of them were lesbians in the books, but COME ON, MOVIES, GET IT TOGETHER).
Lori Petty, A League of Their Own
Lori Petty and Naomi Watts, Tank Girl
Shug and Celie, The Color Purple
Idgie and Ruth, Fried Green Tomatoes
Wing, He’s a Woman, She’s a Man
Thelma and Louise, Thelma & Louise
Greta Garbo, Queen Christina
Katharine Hepburn, Sylvia Scarlett
Terry, Just One of the Guys
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