Meta Kids In The Hall Monday Open Thread by Mallory Ortberg · February 17, 2014 It's an open thread! You should have the day off, but feel free to check in if you're snowed in, or whatever.
History Never Forget That Someone Once Ranked Each Presidents’ Survival Odds In A Massive, All-Presidential Knife Fight by Mallory Ortberg · February 17, 2014 Let's talk presidents and knife fights.