What a week, team. The site exploded a bunch and some guy tried to have opinions about women for 11,000 words, which is 11,000 more than any man has a right to. As a corrective, I bought Roxane Gay’s book and Janet Mock’s memoir and a nice new omnibus of Colette that I didn’t have yet yesterday. It helped a little bit.
Here is a Vine of two dachshunds acting like a fire truck. Go in peace, to love and serve the Lord; the service is ended.
Tags: dachshunds, i’m not going to link to that guy because if you know about it you’re sick of it and if you don’t know about it you’re better off that way, the internet
Yeah, see, the problem is? Now I know about it? And I’m filled with tinfoil hat, misandrist rage. They* are out to get us**!
* – I have no idea who “they” are.
** – I have no idea who “us” is.
As my father is fond of saying “just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t watching.”
Right? NOW I NEED TO KNOW. FOR MY OWN SAFETY.
OH GOD THANK YOU MALLORY
If there’s anything on the internet more important than those dachshunds, I don’t want to know about it.
good lord what a week. Those dachshunds are as balm to my soul.
Wait, what happened? 😮
That’s why I check my opinions at the door when I come here. I am a blank slate of a male commenter. Opinions? What are those, friend? I’m just here for the Harry Potter Ayn Rand rewrites.
Oh, I do have one opinion. It just surfaced.
Fuck that guy, he’s awful.
Whatever opinions I had were in a pre-toast life and were invalid.
Okay i wasn’t a guy with bad opinions of women but this whole site has helped me to realise that any thoughts I have about woman’s issues don’t matter too much. I’ve called dudes out on opinions sometimes.
So thanks Mallory & Nicole you’ve helped me to become a better person.
Danny and Emby shall be spared.
That's why I check my opinions at the door when I come here. I am a blank slate of a male commenter. Opinions? What are those, friend? I'm just here for the Harry Potter Ayn Rand rewrites.
Oh, I do have one opinion. It just surfaced.
Fuck that guy, he's awful.
On Monday, we will have our shiny, billion-dollar host in place, and ideally that horrible vertical ad will be gone, and I will breathe freely once more.
Damn, just when I had bucketfuls of snark to unleash, I went and missed the whole thing.
Me too. Ah, it’s probably better this way.
Right? I know it’s for my own good, but…I also wanna know! Once I know I’ll wish I didn’t, but until then…
Pugs
Me too. Ah, it's probably better this way.
Right? I know it's for my own good, but…I also wanna know! Once I know I'll wish I didn't, but until then…