How To Dress For Work -The Toast

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megmuoio 111p · 555 weeks ago

The all-bitch pantsuit is disturbingly close to my actual work wear.

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rkfire 117p · 555 weeks ago

A lot of times I start with "what covers my body with minimal work?" and go from there.

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EPWordsnatcher 126p · 555 weeks ago

Today I am wearing my warmth cardigan along with my comfort sports bra. And my these-are-the-only-clean-pants-that-don't-have-holes-in-them-jeans.

And, y'know, my bitchface. Never leave home without it.

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tubatoothpaste 122p · 555 weeks ago

Ooh, I need some thinking linen for contemplative staring into the distance.

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KayTay 140p · 555 weeks ago

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"

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CaptainNancy 101p · 555 weeks ago

What about Ripped Inner Thigh Jeans? I mean I would rather be wearing Choking Trousers, but the store was all out.

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rooth · 555 weeks ago

A sexy horse is always part of my "casual" wardrobe

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LeastBittern 120p · 555 weeks ago

People always talk up the body of crows as something that "Works for All Body Types!" by they never include any fucking links to sites selling one that isn't, you know, a cheap raven knockoff.

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eva_lee · 555 weeks ago

You need no other accessory other than an impressive RBF.

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AmazingSandwich 109p · 555 weeks ago

A cape of science is basically the collision of my career dreams and Middle-earth self-inserts, so sign me up for a fitting.

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hugpunch 130p · 555 weeks ago

How-many-bodies-must-I-walk-over-in-this-life sunglasses.

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AmazingSandwich 109p · 555 weeks ago

space tank

space tank (alternate)

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Currer_Belle 133p · 555 weeks ago

I would wear the sh*t out of medicine hat.

And they all seem like they would come with stat boosters in the game version:
-Medicine Hat: +5 to Healing
-Choking Trousers: +10 to Destruction
-Hobblin' Dress: All male opponents are 12% less effective in combat

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Hththe1st 121p · 555 weeks ago

My dress code is pretty strict at work, but I think I could pull off the man who is always biting me, as long as I left him in the breakroom when I'm in session?

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PonyAlong 102p · 555 weeks ago

Sexy Horse....hmmmmm, better get a wardrobe update. All I got is "Roly-Poly Pony".

I miss dressing up for work; actually, I miss working, period. But when I do finally land a job, hello my old friends Pencil Skirt and Adorable Booties.

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vmartinipie 113p · 555 weeks ago

freedom jeans, road trip tops

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ppyajunebug 137p · 555 weeks ago

I had so better get a science cape when I finally get my PhD

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EPWordsnatcher 126p · 555 weeks ago

mystery hat, intimidation shoulder pads

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perianwen 105p · 555 weeks ago

I could really use that fighting circle, if it will take the heads off those who are not fit to work here.

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EPWordsnatcher 126p · 555 weeks ago

dinoshirt, dinoshorts

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scullymurphy 117p · 555 weeks ago

All Bitch Pant Suit Part 2

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Sean_Sullivan 142p · 555 weeks ago

We've decoded the signal, Dr. Arroway! It contains 60,000 pages of schematics detailing the construction of some sort of gyroscopic launch system.

Also, there are sewing patterns for what can only be described as a "wonder jumpsuit."

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citizenchristy 120p · 555 weeks ago

I was going to caption this but I'm having a lot of trouble.

Explosion of knitwear, perhaps?

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leslieellenjones 109p · 555 weeks ago

You've missed what my friends and I used to call the "Amanda Donohoe Power Suit" from Lair of the White Worm (1988; http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095488/?ref_=nv_sr_1... incidentally, co-stars the 12th Doctor as a fresh-faced youth), which unfortunately I can't find a good picture of online: blue all-over body paint, snake fangs, and a strap-on dildo. The perfect ensemble for asking your boss for a raise.

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BourneApprox 113p · 555 weeks ago

Perfectly made up, and wearing space marine armor:

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maccrocodile 144p · 555 weeks ago

I am wearing was-clean-today shorts and a was-clean-enough shirt.

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germanrocketcat 110p · 555 weeks ago

Where is cigar + vest + crimping from? I need to watch it right now. I also need that aesthetic right now. Long live long butch hair.

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floridagal1 102p · 555 weeks ago

Adventure sandals-that-have-a-hiking-shoe-sole, shirt of I Like This Necklace, chinos of It's Still Summer Dammit, ponytail of I Didn't Want to Brush My Hair

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mabissam 121p · 555 weeks ago

Extermination Suit.

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logicbutton 128p · 555 weeks ago

Law gloves
Man-stomping boots
Whip of Justice

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ct330 108p · 555 weeks ago

am transfixed by xena's gauntlet-clad wrist & chakram spinning hand
have some additional female gaze:

ETA these because
a) what even

b) STAAAAAHP

and c) I want to amend my gender representation to include everything that is happening here:

the end

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DishKit · 555 weeks ago

It always impresses me how quickly Toastrons understand each new game and start playing. A+

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Vera_Knoop 110p · 555 weeks ago

Do my Choking Trousers make my Body of Crows look weird? I knew I should have gone for relaxed fit. Oh well, at least my Independence Braid is on point. First day of school, here I come!

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deleted6707794 121p · 555 weeks ago

Put on your Library Science Capes, Bitches. We're going to motherfuckin' storytime.

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Ellen Fremedon · 555 weeks ago

Pajamas of I Slept Maybe Two Hours Last Night; Mosquito Bites of And This Is Why.

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slowseptember 103p · 555 weeks ago

I work at a staffing agency. I wish I could post this on our social media.

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sarapyle 119p · 555 weeks ago

Business Athletic Shorts Stolen From Former Boyfriend Business Baggy Maternity Shirt You Still Wear Because Comfortable Business Forearm Tattoos Business Growing-Out-A-Buzzcut Hair

Alternately,

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cestlahaley 123p · 555 weeks ago

Skeptical spectacles

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JGlo · 555 weeks ago

I am a fan of All Bitch Pantsuit Part 3 (http://www.absoluteanime.com/hellsing/integra.htm) and Making Mycroft Holmes Sweat Nervously Dress (http://www.sherlockology.com/wardrobe/black-dress-irene-adler).

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cartonym 98p · 555 weeks ago

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/2a/e7/c3/2...

Roses for the Maternal In Spite of Herself aspect, color scheme for the Steely Gaze and Morally Grey aspect of the work (Adelle Dewit from Dollhouse)

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dorianjkoeuf 110p · 555 weeks ago

I admire the versatile simplicity of "Knife Dress." For example, three minutes ago I was wearing a pink dress. Then my male boss called me "toots."
I am now wearing a Pink Knife Dress, with matching Hide-The-Body-Under-The-Cubicle shoes...and I didn't have to change at all.

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testingwithfire 98p · 555 weeks ago

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tahoefabulous 86p · 555 weeks ago

Liz Lemon swimsuit as underwear under the I work remotely soccer shorts: http://37.media.tumblr.com/8e348a8f627322100b94c6...

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elisbradshaw 98p · 555 weeks ago

Oh my GOD when I was twelve Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman filmed in the city next to my tiny hometown and my parents took me to look at the set and I got autographs from Jane Seymour and Joe Lando and they are both tiny humans (4'11" and 5'3", respectively, ish) and that was definitely the highlight of my middle school experience. The end.

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