Posts tagged “kelsey beyer”
Anna Pulley’s previous work for The Toast can be found here.
Fifty Shades of Spay
Our heroine finds
herself enslaved by the CUTEST
tripod tabby.
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Fifty Shades of Stay
Surprise! That “contract”
you signed was for a time-share
in Provincetown!
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Fifty Shades of Gay
A bisexual
is born and no one questions
her identity.
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Petite Red Head and Caliente Latina Roommates Surprise the Pizza Delivery Man
With a lecture on
how his employer should
compost pizza boxes.
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Two Blondes Engage in Some Much-Sought-After Pussy Play
Susan and Chris knew
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