Surely you won’t hold it against me that I’m a mere day (and several months) off?
“Doors fans aren’t made. They’re born…Some old lady on the bus, sucking Humbugs. She’s riding the storm, but she ain’t ever heard the sound.”
Bruce McCullough cares more about comedy than you have ever cared about anything in your wasted life.
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.