“Got a big day ahead of me, several things to do. Got to keep on top of my life, got to keep on top of my life. I have seven things to do. Number one: Banking. Number two: Pick up dry cleaning. Okay, ya just knocked over an old lady, keep moving, ya got seven things to do.”

I don’t know, guys, I threw up at the gym yesterday (not, lest you be impressed, from EXTREME WORKING OUT; I just was feeling weird and then I threw up and now I’m on the couch), I don’t have a lot to say about this. It’s very funny. Meet me halfway today, will you? Share interesting things in the comments, show a little initiative.