I don’t, okay? I just don’t. She creeps me out. And I know it’s SUPPOSED to be creepy, and unsettling, and comedy isn’t just about making you feel COMFORTABLE, MALLORY, YOU BOURGEOUIS PEASANT (THAT INSULT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE, OTHER MALLORY). But…gahh. I don’t know. I know the problem is with me, and not with the sketch. But I don’t even like to look at this link. Here, you watch it.
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT THOUGH
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.