Mark McKinney should always be dressed as a cat, alternating between affected nonchalance and wild, frenzied pawing at the air.
“I’m staying real still; motionless. In fact, when there’s a bird around, I like to pretend I’m a…a log. Yeah, yeah, that’s it, a log. Cos logs are still. They don’t move. Take it, boys.
[Cut to a cat band composed of Dave on piano, Kevin on drums, Bruce on bass, and Scott dancing; all is as it should be.]
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.