“Now war and the bloodshed and the sexual frustration is everywhere, so for this reason, the Grand Council of Hot Love, you know, up in space, decide to dispatch three of their finest love commandos – Monique, Trudie, and Ginger – to seek out hate and the evil and sexy problems, right? Now aided only by Sexboy, without whose sex nourishment their sexual energy is incomplete and relying only on their ability to generate sexual horniness in absolutely everybody, this Sex Girl Patrol is out to save the planet.”
They’re all gorgeous, yes, but don’t let Dave Foley’s big blue eyes distract you from Bruce’s perfectly breathy Monroe-voice.
“Listen. Even the dogs are panting with passion” and “Yes. But Dusseldorf is such an unfunny town” are two of the best-written and best-delivered lines in the history of dialogue. Go away and do not let me hear from you until you have contributed something as good as this to society.
Tags: horny people are inherently funny, kids in the hall, kith monday, television
There were not nearly enough close-ups of Dave Foley in this skit. Also, I want to attend the Sex Girl Patrol cast party.
The problem with Kids in the Hall Monday is that when the sketch ends, YouTube asks me if I want to see fifty other KITH sketches and I say, “YES” and then it is Tuesday.
Also, today YouTube asked me if I wanted to see this video of Conan O’Brien and Scott Thompson touring Toronto and there is dancing in jock straps. I thought I would share: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=327&v=UlpwcZY…
It’s gonna be a great week!
Scott Thompson is…surprisingly fit.
The problem with Kids in the Hall Monday is that when the sketch ends, YouTube asks me if I want to see fifty other KITH sketches and I say, "YES" and then it is Tuesday.
Also, today YouTube asked me if I wanted to see this video of Conan O'Brien and Scott Thompson touring Toronto and there is dancing in jock straps. I thought I would share: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=327&v=UlpwcZY…
It's gonna be a great week!
Surprisingly close to Cleopatra 2525.
Surprisingly close to Cleopatra 2525.
Bruce’s asymmetrical haircut brings me so much joy, as do Dave’s bangs.
Mark looks fairly fabulous in that wig.