I have no evidence for any of this, other than my own conscience. May God judge me.
James Bond
It is statistically plausible, if not probable, that over the long and varied course of his sexual career, James Bond got pegged at least once. Probably by May Day or Xenia Onatopp, but honestly, you can’t always tell just by looking at a woman whether she’s pegged somebody. Keep your mind open to the evidence, is all I’m saying. At some point, it was bound to happen; the statistical likelihood of getting pegged cannot remain at 0 forever. If I had to break it down further I would say Daniel Craig’s Bond was super chill about it because suave heteroflexibility is kind of his thing, Dalton’s Bond weirdly enough did it before having standard-issue heterosexual sex and kind of prefers getting pegged, Brosnan’s Bond had never heard of it before doing it and found it a little uncomfortable at first but once he relaxed enough really found the groove, and Connery’s Bond did it once but denied having tried it for the rest of his life even though he dreams about it sometimes.
Batman
If I had to guess, I’d say that Keaton’s Batman was super game for it, Val Kilmer was creepily excited in the same way he gets creepily excited about every single sex act it is possible to commit, Clooney’s Batman loved it and had a campy good time (“it’s just another gadget”), and Bale’s Batman refused to do it, even though he’s secretly gagging for it. None of the Robins have ever done it because he’s still kind of self-conscious about his own masculinity.
Indiana Jones
Marion.
The Avengers
Black Widow hardly gets a minute to herself, I imagine, what with all the pegging she finds herself in the way of having to perform. Hawkeye LOVES it, obviously, and is filled with self-loathing for how much he loves it, which, there’s not much you can do for someone who is at war with their own desires except for wish them the best and hope they manage to ride it out. Thor’s a big fan of it, but has no human qualms with allowing himself to be penetrated, so it’s no big deal to him. I have a sense it made Captain America deeply uncomfortable the first couple of times, but not uncomfortable enough to keep him away from it. Iron Man is a deeply depraved person and has probably built a pegging robot and keeps insisting the Hulk borrow it, which makes the Hulk incredibly uncomfortable.
Luke Skywalker
Are you kidding me? With that dumb pretty “who-me?” farm face and hair just the right length for grabbing? That kid got pegged every time they docked on a new planet, and he adored it.
Sam Spade
Philip Marlowe, too. Really, just any character Humphrey Bogart ever played, just imagine bent over and getting the pegging of a lifetime from a smirking, smoking Lauren Bacall.
Guardians of the Galaxy
If you think Gamora doesn’t peg Star-Lord on a regular basis, then I have nothing to say to you.
Han Solo
Hated the idea, but did it just to prove something to himself.
Will Turner
I know that Jack Sparrow is the obvious choice, and of course he’s done it, but I have a feeling that Jack is slightly less perverse and a good deal more sexually conventional than he would like people to believe. He’s tried everything, of course, but he’s a little embarrassed by how much he likes just a good old-fashioned missionary session with a good-looking woman. Will Turner, on the other hand, could get pegged six times a week and twice on Sunday and it still wouldn’t be enough. That’s the read I get on them anyhow.
Juror #8 from 12 Angry Men
I just get a strong “peg-y” vibe from Henry Fonda.
The X-Men
The way I see it, Cyclops is incredibly into it and Wolverine could probably take it or leave it alone except for the fact that Jean Grey ADORES it, so there’s a weirdly competitive vibe between the two of them over who loves getting pegged more. Storm thinks it lacks dignity but she’s willing to strap it on every now and again; Mystique is incredible at it, and Dr. Xavier tried it once when he was young and didn’t really see what all the fuss was about, but respected the fact that sexuality is a rich tapestry.
Angel/Angelus
Angel loves it, Angelus hates it. Spike loves it, obviously, which is partly why Angelus hates it so much, because of course they’ve compared notes. Buffy was kind of shocked at first, but found herself really engaged once she got the chance.
Whatever Jeff Goldblum’s character’s name was in Jurassic Park
Are you kidding me? Women have to beg him to do anything else in bed; once he found out pegging existed he forget there were other sex acts.
Tags: a list of fictional men i believe enjoyed pegging, pegging, sex
Is pegging supposed to be shameful for men then? Is it a mockable thing to do?
no
that was easy, ask me a harder question
butt what about don draper
i want to believe~~
My mind went RIGHT to Don Draper when I saw the title of this list.
Do people who were born on February 29th age only 25% as fast as the rest of us?
The societal stigma against pegging, as well as the associated idea that these powerful and well-loved characters would somehow be lessened by pegging, is the butt of the joke here.
I see what you did there (and I like it).
I love you
This is beautiful and everything I hoped for when I clicked on this article.
seriously, this is a goddam delight. and very hard to read at work without breaking into Giant Grins
“Iron Man is a deeply depraved person and has probably built a pegging robot and keeps insisting the Hulk borrow it, which makes the Hulk incredibly uncomfortable.”
honestly if you staple pages from three different Avengers comics together this becomes canon
the only reason I doubt the veracity of this is that Iron Man is probably spending all that time in the lab developing custom-made lovingly detailed strap-ons for Pepper Potts, who accepts them as nothing more than her rightful due. ::fans self::
now if you’ll excuse me, I have to take a brisk shower for reasons completely unrelated to this article
YEP
Honestly if you did not already know about the AU fic where Tony Stark gave up weapons to become a sex toy magnate I suspect you really WANT to know about it: http://archiveofourown.org/works/470378
Warning, this is a fic that hasn’t been updated in so long it is safe to assume WE WILL NEVER KNOW HOW IT ENDS.
You are entirely correct. I was reading it as a series of porn vignettes and enjoying their writing quality as such; for anyone who goes in expecting a story with a beginning, middle, and end, well it ain’t got an end yet and may never.
(but oh man the sex is hot)
TRUE RE: HOT SEX
I read this as “if you staple any random pages from any three different Avengers comics”. Which is probably about right, too.
I think I read that fanfic.
I bark laughed. In public.
Now I’m in even more hysterics over that line.
Q modified the Shinji.
Marvellous. And if I could remember the name of the good fanfic I read in which Spike and Buffy discover pegging, I’d link to it, but frankly there have been an awful lot of them.
I love you.
Pegging isn’t really my thing, but the mental image of Indiana Jones getting pegged by Marion is going to sustain me for DAYS, at a minimum.
It’s….I…..yeah. Yeah that.
Yes! Karen Allen in the late 70s / early 80s is way sexy and this straight boy would give it up for her in a second, as Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark or as Katy in Animal House (you know Katy pegged her professor, Dave Jennings (Donald Sutherland).
i love all of this but ESPECIALLY the avengers section. oh, thor. (oh, cap!)
BOND: Er, by the way, Q, I was wondering… that is, by any chance do you… I mean, in the course of your, er, duties…
(Q GIVES BOND LONG, FLAT STARE; VISIBLY TUT-TUTS, CLICKS REMOTE CONTROL. HIDDEN WALL PANELS SLIDE OPEN TO REVEAL FLOOR-TO-CEILING DISPLAY OF EVERY SORT OF RELEVANT APPARATUS IMAGINABLE. SOME ARE DISGUISED AS OTHER OBJECTS, SOME LIGHT UP FOR NO REASON.)
Q: About time you got round to asking. All the ‘Double-O’ agents do, eventually. Takes the pressure off, you know. Good for the digestion. In certain circles I’m known as “Her Majesty’s Most Secret Service.”
I WILL BE IN MY BUNK.
can you write this fanfic pretty please
OMG GO TO ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN AND SEARCH FOR 00Q FANFIC RIGHT NOW, THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD STUFF.
DUDE I am already WAY FAR DOWN that particular rabbit hole, trust. It is GLORIOUS.
There is definitely a Bond tries out Q’s fucking machine fic floating around, I know because I’m the one that requested it in the kink meme and was very pleased when someone filled it.
MY LADYBONER HAS SHOT INTO SPACE SO FAST THEY NEVER EVEN GOT TO SENd A RESCUE MISSION
this is amazing as long as I focus really hard and keep the young and pretty version of Q in my head.
Fucking hell, I ought to know better than to be drinking tea while reading the highest-rated comment on the pegging article I finally got around to reading just now.
I started nodding to myself partway through, and I have this weird feeling of recognition? Like, I can’t say I’ve ever thought about pegging in the vicinity of most of these characters, but everything makes perfect sense.
(Wonder Woman, of course, gets as many requests to peg people as to punch them in the face, and that’s a lot of requests. She does it when she feels like it, but she always has to make sure her partner isn’t just in it for the sexy domination factor.)
A lasso of truth does wonders for a couple’s sexual communication.
What of George Lazenby’s Bond?
As the objectively best Bond, Lazenby’s Bond had always been curious, and finally decided to try it with the woman he was going to marry. Despite the fact that they were in a snowy barn, it was an experience he could only describe as a “sexual renaissance”. When she died following their wedding, he cried not only out of loss for his love, but for another loss as well: he would never peg again.
Roger Moore’s Bond loves a good peg, but nobody will do it with him anymore because he just smirks and makes butt puns the entire time.
I am here for this to a degree that makes me a little ashamed of myself.
This, though.
This.
I guessed that she was the new Moneypenny but I was hoping the entire time that she wouldn’t end up being that because then they never, ever get to do it. Why would you deprive the audience of that?
DEEEEEP BREATHS. GOTTA STAY CALM.
Really though, James Bond/Daniel Craig is just ripe for a good pegging.
I am Here For It.
But Daniel Craig in profile drives me a little bit crazy because he doesn’t understand where a head is supposed to be in relation to other body parts. Here’s a hint – it sits on top of things, not several inches in from of everything else. Necks are not supposed to look like that in a neutral position.
Omg I used to think so too! But once someone said we should just “appreciate him for being the large healthy animal that he is,” well…… I just can’t argue with that. Really why apply worldly standards to someone like Daniel Craig? Obviously he’s aesthetically pleasing for other reasons.
YES.
Oh I can’t wait for this week’s deleted comments.
Ahhh yes! That was my first thought when I saw this title and that Bond was at the top.
Oh you poor frothing-at-the-mouth young men. With your Furious Opinions About James Bond. You need so desperately to be heard.
And yet no one will hear you.
No one.
We need a ruling on Hypothetical Idris Elba Bond, just for maximum comments.
I would love to see a deleted comment of some twit tying himself in knots trying to decide whether it’s more important to him to assert how Idris Elba could never be Bond because Bond is white or that if Idris Elba were Bond he would never peg, as that would concede that Idris Elba could even hypothetically be Bond.
In a weird instance of my subconscious being on-topic, the dream I had about Elba last night answered this question. Among many other related questions.
I need to know the word count on the longest one. It will be so exquisitely crafted, multiple trips to thesaurus.com, meticulous sourcing with footnotes, etc., only to never be seen by all of us giggling and making butt jokes over here.
Absolutely my first thought, there should be an entire companion piece devoted to the deleted comments.
Where is this glorious section? It sounds like a fun short-break
Can we get a ruling on the gentlemen of Firefly (outside of Shepherd Book, obviously, bless)?
(also thank you so much this is the very best ever)
I got halfway through Simon and Kaylee and gave it up as a bad job. I can’t make my brain go there.
That was the first smut I ever wrote!
Mal: tried it once, but wasn’t super enthused generally. Finds the idea of getting pegged by Inara hot as anything, though.
Simon: Yes yes yes and yes. By Kaylee, by anyone, really. Med school was /fun/.
Wash: Are you kidding? The times he gets to be the penetrative partner are special days! Didn’t discover it until Zoe, though.
Jayne: (cut because no seriously, I hope you fall down a very tall cliff, Adam Baldwin)
Simon- Only when DEEP into subspace, or when he and his sister are on different *planets*, otherwise he’s too self-conscious to really let go.
Mal- Generally up for anything, but he Had A Thing About Butt Stuff. Inara found this deeply amusing, and decided to use her wiles to bring him around on it. He had a pretty good idea what was happening, but she brought him round so slowly that he didn’t mind, and by the time she pegged him for the first time he was, literally, begging for it.
As someone who watches too much Star Trek, my first reaction to your comment was that the Firefly universe doesn’t have subspace technology. They don’t even have warp drives.
<3
“I’ll send you so far into subspace, you’ll hit Warp 1!”
omg I thought that too and I don’t even watch that much Star Trek
Jayne won’t try it because he thinks it’ll ruin his image, but secretly wonders what he’s missing and wishes he were brave enough to try it. This makes him extra-cranky in order to hide the cognitive dissonance.
My brain went there too but then was like “Nope, they’d obviously all be very into it (except Book), case closed.”
Why NOT Shepherd Book? He was playful for a dude-of-the-cloth, and occasionally know to step outside the box. So to speak.
I am not a person who has strong opinions on any of the characters featured here, but I’m kind of happy that this kind of article can exist. Just a few hundred solid words musing on fictional characters’ sexual preferences, confidently placed on the internet for others to peruse. Thank god for the Toast.
Darcy doesn’t really like it, but cheerfully goes along with it because Lizzie LOVES it. Also, Wickham sneered fearfully at the idea once when they were kids, and Darcy gets a secret kick out of doing something sexual that Wickham’s too uptight to try.
Colonel Brandon is really curious but can’t bring himself to tell Marianne, and dies without ever knowing the sweet touch of the peg.
Rochester’s really, really into it, but cries every time he and Jane do it because it’s what brought him and Bertha together before her breakdown. Also, the strap-on was slightly burned and warped in the fire, which just makes it more emotional for him. He can’t see it, but he *knows.*
Heathcliffe and Cathy. All day, every day on the moors. “Sometimes we did it so much I couldn’t tell whom was pegging whom,” Cathy tells Nelly, seconds after Heathcliffe runs away.
I will be over here, imagining Keira Knightly’s Lizzie pegging Matthew McFayden, for the rest of the night. Thank you.
I agree with you on every point except Heathcliff and Catherine. Sorry, but if they had been pegging as they should have been, there would have been far less angst and teeth-gnashing. Later, as ghosts on the moors, though, there’s HELLA pegging.
It makes me deeply sad that Colonel Brandon never got the chance. Although I’m not sure I could imagine Marianne pegging. She seems too…heteronormative. I say that as a gentle insult, with a soft, slightly disappointed sigh.
But Margaret, the little sister? PEGASAURUS REGINA.
Oh, I’m sure Colonel Brandon had his chance to experiment with any number of jolly ideas in his Army days, but deep down, he’s in the same camp as Jack Sparrow.
Also, my initial OMGGGGGGGG BUT COLONEL BRANDON’S SO OLD reaction from when I first read the book in high school surfaced…then I realized he’s younger than my husband. What. What is this.
But does your husband wear a flannel waist-coat?
I only wish. I’ve tried to sell him on the vest idea, but no dice.
Well, I think it would be a different thing to have sex with his old Army pals than to have Marianne ride him like a stallion. I mean, sure, he could have been in love with one of his Army buddies, but he does seem rather hung up on his wife.
After all, I’ve heard from a number of sources that sex with a person you love, or even like, is great. I only love myself and maybe my teapot and it would be wrong to have sex with my teapot so I’m a bit naive on this subject.
I am sure this is only because I’m not well-read, but I read that as Heathcliffe and Cathy from the newspaper comics.
Unless that’s what you meant, in which case: what?
The James Bond one is only better when you learn that Grace Jones hid black dildos in the bed for her sex scene with Roger Moore to make him uncomfortable as fuck.
… WHAT
OH YES
Apparently Moore was a huge asshole to his female co-stars and so this was her taking revenge. I first learned about it on the How Did This Get Made episode on “A View to a Kill”
My admiration for Grace Jones just exceeded all known bounds.
more like grace owns
This fact is the best thing I have read all day. What with this (this article in general, but this comment in particular) and the Magic Mike preview, there’s no point to any more internetting today.
Grace Jones for president of the world. (She is already the president of my heart)
Mystique would be incredible at it, wouldn’t she?
I’ll be in my bunk.
Am I allowed to print this and put this on a wall or something ?
These are all perfectly appropriate, but I was particularly delighted by Captain Jack Sparrow, who just prefers missionary with a beautiful woman, damnit. That really resonated with me for some reason.
(Also, Cap isn’t super into it because it’s not Peggy wielding the stap-on.)
+100000 to the Cap comment, absolutely agreed
He tries, but there was something so heartrendingly delightful about the way Peggy would mutter “get ready, lover,” as she put generous amounts of lube on their custom-made strap-on, and without her, it’s just not the same.
heart eyes
One of my favorite Cap fics has him super into it and it’s Darcy/Steve so idk I always assumed that he’s definitely down.
Yeah thinking about it more: I’d buy that.
Really, I just don’t think he’d be super into it as one of the many things Nat has to do for all the damn Avengers, as written above.
Also, which one is that?? I don’t remember reading any Steve/Darcy pegging…
I think Steve would be the consummate gentleman and be up for it if his partner was into it, but fine without it if they weren’t.
It’s in the Destination series by boombangbing on AO3 (on mobile rn and can’t link). Pretty sure it starts in “Never Read The Comments” and appears again in the one where they go to Darcy’s parents’ house for Passover.
as always, you rock
I knew that one day my encyclopedic knowledge of random fanfic would come in handy. This, apparently, is that day.
I love the Destination series and the fact that you brought it and Darcy/Steve up is the icing on the cake of this article omg
I took that less as Natasha doing it for the rest of the Avengers and more as Natasha getting that request a lot from her partners in a non-Avengers context.
That did not occur to me! I like that much better, thanks
Heh. PEG-gy. (That was a terrible joke and I do not apologize in the slightest)
Chandler Bing (Monica wanted to try it and he was surprised to find out that he likes it), Arthur Weasley (enthusiastically), Percy Weasley, Ben Knope, The tenth doctor, Rupert Giles, and Harry Connick Jr. in Hope Floats.
Percy is of the “refuses to do so, but is secretly gagging for it” group.
loved for the Hope Floats reference. yes.
YES GILES WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT.
The tenth doctor:
1) Of course
2) How do you see into my head?
3) I’ll be in my bunk…forever.
I imagine the Giles got into it during his Ripper years, then afterwards refused to do it for a good long while because he associated it with the misspent youth he was so ashamed of, until Jenny sat him down and had a “Honey, just because some of the things you enjoyed back then were wrong it doesn’t mean EVERYTHING you realized you liked then was.”-talk.
Sadly, it only happened the once before Angelus coming back ruined everything.
The Tenth Doctor — definitely. Absolutely. Positively.
guh
Read the title of this and spit water all over my keyboard. Ok. Back up to actually read it.
I love it. I am fully on board. I just need to dry out my computer and probably not read such things at work. In a library. Where students (college ones though) can come up behind me.
Captain America thinks of Peggy every time.
There’s a reason she’s called that.
Y E S. This is everything I ever wanted. ♥
This is my favorite thing you’ve ever posted on this website. I never knew I wanted this to exist, but I really, really did.
(Also, I verbally cheered when I got to “Mystique is incredible at it”, because YES.)
Don Draper: Wishes he could bring himself to try it, but his life is already too desperately out of his control such that he cannot abide not being in command during sex.
Pete Campbell: Nervously asked Trudie about it once, about a year into their marriage. She cocked her head, looked at him for a second, then giggled, saying, “Oh, Peter!” They have never spoken about it again, and when Pete is crying in the shower, this is what he’s thinking about approximately 67% of the time.
Roger Sterling: At least once a week. More when he was living with all those weird hippies. Certainly any time he’s dropping acid.
Ken Cosgrove: It never occurred to him to think of trying it, but sure, why not?
Ken Cosgrove is being pegged regularly and he LOVES it. Pete Campbell has been trying to get Peggy to peg him since that one time but she laughs and says he should have thought of that before he broke her heart, and now she’s totally over it and pegging Stan anyway.
Pegg[y]ing Stan 24/7, God willing
Stan is the only one who doesn’t have a thing about it, he just enjoys it, especially when he’s a little stoned and he can embrace how goofy it is.
Don will do it once, as a metaphor for something.
How did Pete ask Trudie for it? “Trudy dear, I spotted this remarkable device at the funniest little shop in Manhattan. What do you say to trying a bit of insertion?”
I dunno, I don’t quite have it, but however he said it it was hilariously awkward.
He probably brought it up around the ol’ Chip & Dip!
Remember that sex worker he had slap him during sex? NO WAY did he not have her peg him. And I bet Marge was totally into it too.
Sterling Archer loves pegging, but only when it’s Lana. LANA. LANAAAAAAAAAAA.
Or Pam, who he is a complete slut for, but would rather not admit it.
Oh yes.
Cyril on the other hand HATES it because it offends his precious, fragile, delicate flower heteroboremative masculinity or whatever. He doesn’t appreciate the honor it is to have Lana Kane pegging him.
Krieger: see Tony Stark.
Yeah I’m 1000% sure Pam pegs him on the regular.
I am surprised that your discussion of Jean pegging Logan (and Scott) has no mention Jean’s psychic abilities; she could of course enhance Logan’s (and Scott’s) experience, but could also–if she wanted–create for herself the experience of having a fully functional and sensory member that in no way detracted from but rather enhanced her femininity.
I had never thought of using her power like that. MY MIND IS BLOWN. Well DONE!
Nor would this thought have crossed my mind until reading the genius scribblings of the Great and Powerful Mallory.
THAT IS THE SUPER POWER I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED.
Jonathan would never consider it, and Alanna wasn’t going to push him for it, there was enough weird gender dynamics going on there, and Thayet frankly doesn’t care. George, on the other hand, can’t get enough, and deeply enjoys the “woman who rides like a man” jokes, but NEVER says them out loud because nothing derails sex with Alanna faster than her feeling insecure. Numair, ever the teacher, tops from the bottom like WHOA, and that was fine the first couple of times when Daine hadn’t tried it before, but after that she just gagged him, because he CANNOTSTOPTALKING.
Oh, George!!
He’d totally make the “woman who rides like a man” joke when they’re not in bed though, just because it’s too perfect not to share with Alanna.
And then she blushes and punches him on the arm but secretly grins.
ahhhhhhhhhhhh surprise tamora pierce-themed comment!
Ersken was up for anything Kora wanted, of course. Rosto imagined it was Beka. Dale enjoys it, but didn’t even ask Beka, as she clearly wouldn’t have been into it. Goodwin, on the other hand…and Sabine did what she pleased with Tunstall.
FARMER DOES NOT EXIST THANK YOU (yes, everything about Mastiff grates on me, how could you tell)
Raoul definitely takes it from Buri, and Miles knows. Kel would be curious, but not particularly drawn to it, which would have disappointed the hell out of Cleon.
OMG, can you imagine all of the sex-related intel that Miles has about the nobles? Dear GODDESS.
Remember when Aly plants intel to that effect in Trickster’s Queen?
(I have no idea what Aly and Nawat get up to. Dove would have taken to pegging as easily as she took to politics.)
Neal- would have learned about it from George, in a very embarrassing (for Neal) conversation after Neal went to unpack Alanna’s saddlebags, George said he’d take care of it, but Neal was stubborn and couldn’t take a hint. George had a good idea that Neal had more questions than he was willing to ask, and several months later, Neal found a book that was very …enlightening… with his things. Neal and George never spoke of it, but many years later, Yuki thanked George personally. George pretended to have no idea what she was talking about, in that way in which it was clear he knew exactly what she was talking about.
perfect comment
Looking back on my Tortall obsession with this added layer, suddenly so many of the dynamics I’m drawn to IRL make sense.
Emma Frost would also be fantastic at it, in a femme-dommey way. Which is good, because after his dramatic break-up with Charles, there are other gaps in Erik Lehnsherr’s life, so to speak, than just missing his telepath.
Upon seeing the title, I flailed wildly at my desk (where I’m supposed to be studying monetary for a final in two days but IDGAF) and nearly cried in joy.
On the subject of Gilmore Girls:
I would expect Dean would be at first highly reluctant but eventually deeply, deeply obsessed with it. Jess would be opposed forever and Logan would be hecka onboard.
And now somebody smarter than me write about Luke, Christopher, and Max.
You brought this up, so there is nobody smarter than you.
Luke: everyone who has ever been with him has wanted to peg him but he always scoffs in a really butch way when they bring it up. He considers it briefly with Hotshot Diane, but they never get round to it.
BUT Lorelai emerges strapped-on and he does the butch laughing ‘you gotta be kidding me’ thing for long enough that she almost puts it away, but then he’s like ‘look – whatever, you know, if it’ll make you happy, whatever’ (very unconvincingly) and wriggles around and bitches a lot (‘jesus, lady, watch where you’re putting that damn thing, okay?’) but ultimately really digs it. although he Will Not admit this. ‘yeah, I guess it was okay. don’t go getting any ideas, yanno.’
Christopher: brings it up when they are teens (‘just try a FINGER okay?’) and is really bloody annoying about it. 1000% pillow princess.
Max: is a cool, sophisticated English prof and brings up the Body and the Senses and the Pegging in a very sensuous and non-awkward way. Having said that, he is also a big dork, and loves butt stuff. Low lighting, candles, etc.
Every single member of Hep Alien is completely wild about pegging, by the way. Zach is the only one even mildly apprehensive but then he’s converted. Gill is too rock and roll not to love it.
Kirk and Lulu peg a lot, and he tells everyone about it as though they’ve taken up hiking or whatever. It doesn’t particularly float his boat but he can certainly see the appeal.
Richard Gilmore would consider the whole thing rather undignified, but he does like the odd finger. Emily is much less fond of providing the finger.
However, the most important fact you need to know: Taylor Doose has been pegged. ‘Oh gosh’ and ‘now, really!’ were the predominant phrases.
Oh, you’ve done everything I could have ever dreamed of with this. THANK YOU.
Also — and this may be because I’m more casual in my watching of GG — but I always assumed Taylor was just straight closeted gay and, not necessarily in a self-loathing way, happily single forever. Was that wrong?
That’s what I always thought too.
DOCTOR IAN MALCOLM.
I was literally just going to shout, “IT’S DR IAN MALCOLM AND YOU KNOW IT.” lol
Every single thing about this is perfect except the claim that none of the Robins have ever been pegged. Nightwing LOVES being pegged and will take it as often as he can get it.
I rest my case.
i did not realise how giant this image was when i embedded it!
…..apologies to the people of the toast who don’t want to see dick grayson’s butt 15 feet high
Do those people exist? I mean, they probably do, but it’s hard not to appreciate it no matter the size.
Like I’m sorry but if you don’t think Barbara Gordon was tapping that in a variety of methods you are dead wrong.
Dat azz is BEGGIN FOR A PEGGIN
and look I know that Stephanie Brown and Tim Drake supposedly never got past kissing but come on Stephanie totally pegged him.
I totally read that fanfic
Yes, I have to assume she means only movie!verse Robins, because seriously, all the comics!verse Robins.
I agree with everything this article is and aspires to be. So much.
James Potter with Lily, 100%
Only with Lily after trying to enchant the toy so it flies just right. She walks in on him, rolls her eyes, and is like “Look, sweetie, you have to admit the Muggle way is better sometimes.”
Mulder, obviously. And Skinner. Probably Krycek. 2/3 of the Lone Gunmen.
Scully won’t do it for any of them because she’s got important shit to do.
You beat me to it.
I’m picturing Scully’s totally deadpan reaction (slight eyeroll) when she’s asked and it’s delightful.
Mulder: [SMIRKS] Sorry, Scully, was that a….probing question?
Scully: [LEAVES ROOM]
Mulder, DEFINITELY
(also I am now picturing Scully & Black Widow having tea together and sharing their stories of being diminutive red-haired powerhouses who are surrounded by men who are just desperate to be pegged)
Perfect!!!!!
Ah, articles like this are why I feel so understood by the Toast. *breathes deep, robust sigh of satisfaction*
All I can picture now is Keira Knightley with a strap-on, which is inconvenient since I still have half a day left at work. DAMN. (This article illustrates exactly why The Toast gets me, like, in my SOUL.)
Just when I thought I could not possible adore Marion Ravenwood more.
Jean-Luc Picard had some randy times with a few women back in the Academy, but has largely ignored the practice in his sex life since then. He doesn’t look down on it and would, in fact, take it up again with the right woman.
Will Riker, of course, is a highly sexual creature and has done it a number of times with different women, including during his relationship with Diana Troi. He enjoys being the dominant sexual dynamo in most of his couplings but every once in a while gets the urge to dive into a different dynamic.
Deanna Troi prefers the softer, more sensual forms of lovemaking, but enjoys the intimacy of pegging with those partners who desire and enjoy it. She doesn’t really seek it out herself, though… unlike her mother, Lwaxana Troi, who jumped at the chance to peg somebody whenever the opportunity presented itself.
Worf dismissed pegging as a dishonorable and humiliating practice, but was always somewhat curious about it. His rough-and-tumble relationship with Jadzia Dax quickly fulfilled that curiosity and turned it into a frequent element of their sexual grapplings.
Geordi LaForge has always enjoyed pegging, but is generally too shy to ask for it from a partner.
Beverly Crusher has a lurid sex life that she keeps shielded from the rest of the crew. Pegging is definitely part of her repertoire, but mostly as an accompaniment to other domme-ly activities.
I prefer not to even think about Wesley Crusher in this context, thanks.
As for Data? He is fully functional and anatomically correct.
MY PEOPLE.
I think you especially nailed Worf, as it were. In my headcanon in which the DS9 season 6 finale and all of season 7 never happened, long may they enjoy some awesome grappling.
Even when Riker is a bottom, he is a *power* bottom.
LWAXANA help i am actually crying laughing
who said pegging can’t be soft and sensual?
All the male main characters in every Star Trek. Espeically Riker.
Slightly off-topic, but this reminds me of a book about Star Trek fandom from the eighties that was very angry about the fact that women wrote K/S fanfic. The book claimed that:
1. Kirk and Spock are too professional to get involved with someone on a ship (eh, maybe I’d buy that)
2. Neither Kirk nor Spock would engage in degrading bondage play (OH YES KIRK FUCKING WOULD STOP KIDDING YOURSELF.)
IN YR ARCHIVES
QUEERIN’ YR CANONS
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
I take objection to the notion that bondage is necessarily degrading (not that degredation can’t be fun…)
I take SERIOUS objection to the notion that James T. Kirk was not into every and any form of sexplay to be found in the galaxy. To seek out new life and new civilizations (and new kinks).
Yes.
Did they watch the show??? Kirk engaged in degrading bondage play like every four episodes.
And Spock would accept the logic of being open to new experiences in the bedroom in order to strengthen the romantic bond between partners.
What I’m saying is that Uhura is a pegging machine.
Sherlock Holmes is conspicuously absent from this list – which I partly agree with because there is nothing in any Holmes iteration that suggests he’d have sex with a woman. BUT IF HE DID, jesus christ, good luck trying to get him to do anything but pegging.
FWIW:
Book Holmes/ Jeremy Brett – very courteous and dignified about it all, lies on his front rather coyly. Returns the favour in whatever way he can.
BBC Sherlock – pillow princess. sub, 100%, absolute nightmare.
Elementary Sherlock – rather gagging for it. Him and Irene did it very playfully and tenderly, him and Moriarty do it very frighteningly. Joan once found his (large) box of supplies and just walked away with her hands in the air and a very exasperated expression.
(John Watson, in any iteration, has had enough sex that the subject has come up, and he opts for ‘distraction via more sex’ instead of addressing the issue.)
BBC Sherlock – pillow princess. sub, 100%, absolute nightmare.
TBH, that describes the show character pretty well in a general fashion, too, regardless of his bedroom activities.
>>>BBC Sherlock – pillow princess. sub, 100%, absolute nightmare.
THIS, 100% (I have read so much fanfic based on this premise and it is so so great)
Pegging BBC Sherlock would just be emotionally exhausting. Like, I can absolutely imagine a partner just giving up in disgust halfway through and walking away.
RDJ Sherlock – LOVES it
Deep down, I knew I wanted this exact list to be written, but I never could have expected it to happen. Not truly. And yet- AND YET- here it is, in all its well-pegged glory. The only god I believe in will judge this favourably.
What would Emma Frost and Cyclops even do together that is NOT pegging?
CBT?
I want to know what this is an acronym for, because somehow this doesn’t seem like the right context for cognitive behavioral therapy…
Why, Cock and Ball Torture of course!
I almost spit my soda all over my computer laughing when I read cognitive behavioral therapy!
Okay, for a split second I was like “wait, isn’t that kind of antifeminist?” but then I said fuck it, because Emma absolutely would be the toppy one because Scott is a complete and total control freak in most of the rest of life and I think Emma would just be like “Shut up and lay the fuck down, Summers.” Except ew, now I’m thinking about it.
Part of me would like to think that Professor Xavier loved an adventurous peg so much that he ended up in a wheelchair.
(in Patrick Stewart voice) IT WAS WORTH IT, DAMMIT
Nice try, but we all know you know his name is Ian Malcolm. NICE TRY MALLORY.
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. Bones (heh) is very good at hiding the identity of his pegging partner. Spock, after a lot of hesitation, finally worked up the nerve to ask Christine Chapel to oblige; she was very hesitant at first as well, but now she won’t have it any other way. Kirk just tells his alien-girlfriend-of-the-week that that’s how all Earth men do it, and skips out of the solar system before they can find out any differently.
Well, this explains why this morning I had the urge to write pegging (which I have never written before) featuring 2 of the characters on this list. I must’ve been catching onto Mallory’s brainwaves.
Man. I love the reading of both Spike and Jack Sparrow separately. But. Butt. Spike and Jack Sparrow are pretty much the same character, when you think about it. I feel like their stances on pegging should be similar.
MALLORY YOU ARE A DELIGHT AND THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK.
omg yes, definitely, Spike LOVED to be pegged.
Now, fellow videogame Toasties, shall we play Fictional People I Believe To Have Pegged, BioWare Edition?
Mass Effect: literally everyone but Ashley and Kaidan are into it. Jack has pegged in zero gravity. Pegging is the only way Tali can even have sex.
Dragon Age:
Iron Bull: Too easy. (Duh.)
Cullen and Alistair: DUUUHHHH THEY GREW UP IN A WARRIOR CONVENT BASICALLY.
Everyone in DA2: Obviously. Isabela’s done it on new fewer than 6 boats.
Oghren: surpsingly, no.
Morrigan: Pretends to be disgusted but is secretly really into it.
Mallory, I feel like you should do another installment of this called “Men in Western HIstory I Believe Have Been Pegged.” Because Henry VIII CLEARLY loved a good pegging. I feel like most monarchs do.
Yes to everything here yes, and I am totally down with bioware shenanigans!
Mordin Solus: Salarians in general have cloacas so it’s total peg city, but regardless of whether he’s doing the pegging or getting pegged, Mordin is ALWAYS on top. It has to be him, someone else might get it wrong.
Zevran: not even a question seriously
Leliana: will happily offer peggings to her beau, but in a sweet way
And for old school appeal, Baldur’s Gate II
Jaheira and Khalid: All the damn time. Khalid is timid 95% of the time and then power bottom when the strapon comes out. After BGII, Jaheira modified the old harness into a handle for her shield, to remind her of her late husband.
Minsc: From a land where strength, endurance, and resistance to pain are prized as silver, Minsc is unsurprisingly both a pegging fan and a total size queen. Dismisses anything smaller than a medium Chance as a buttplug.
Jan Jansen: See Tony Stark
Anomen: Gagging for it, but unable to rationalize a way that will allow him to request it while still appearing a brave, manly knight. He needs a stronger partner to suggest it first.
Leliana (well, Origins Leliana) is totally a girl who adorns her strapon with ribbons. Blue ribbons. I’m thinking about this too much.
Leliana has THE most beautifully crafted strapon for the occasion. The first time the opportunity arose it was with a sturdy but overall visually subpar piece of equipment. She would not stand for such a plain one the next time around – after all, one does wear a strapon, so it is much like clothing, no? And clothing should be pretty!
And she has at least one pair of shoes that match it.
Here for the ‘Men in Western History’ version of this. Charles II definitely. Castlemaine introduced him to it, Kérouaille wouldn’t no matter how much he might ask, and Nell Gwynne was a motherfucking star at it, but in a more teasing, playful way than Barbara who was definitely more of a domme. Catherine was dutifully shocked when she found out through the court grapevine, but kinda regretted that he never came to her with that sort of request.
…
Well. Definitely thought about that a bit too much.
How the fuck did I miss this yesterday. Speculating on the sex lives of BioWare characters is my jam.
I’m pretty sure Iron Bull being into pegging is, like, actual game canon. He has some dialogue about getting it from one of the qunari sex priestess ladies back in the home country. Iron Bull is fucking awesome.
Blackwall is totally into it as well. He’s been on the road a long time, and has had a lot of time to think about these things. Plus, given all the time he spends talking about how unworthy he is of the inquisitor’s love, dude is a total sub.
Garrus and Shepard have definitely done it. Garrus has done THOROUGH RESEARCH for this relationship, and he will find something which makes their two biologies work, damn it!
I feel like Garrus would METICULOUSLY research human sexuality, and like, watch every porn in existence, and be up for anything, and then all Shep wants to do is spoon.
But I mean they do peg EVENTUALLY and then she can’t get enough.
HE HAD THE REACH…AND HE ALSO HAD THE FLEXIBILITY
I hadn’t thought about Blackwall, but that’s totally my headcanon now (still bitter that you don’t even see him shirtless when you romance him)
Saw my own damn boobs in that romance, grumble.
Other Subwall headcanon: He’s an unlockable Skyhold throne.
Blackwall as an unlockable throne is so good I wish I could click the thumbs-up button more than once.
^_^
Handsome Jack, not that it even needs to be said.
(It simultaneously indulges and pressures all his self-consciousness about his face.)
I have to disagree with you on ashley, because seriously. Especially if/when Ash/Vega is a thing (I don’t ship it in my shepard’s universe, since she and ashley are together, (dammit bioware just let me romance her with femshep) but anywhere else and yes.)
But Ashley is 1) the worst, and 2) not very open minded, so I don’t think so.
Mallory, which one is it?
Han Solo
Hated the idea, but did it just to prove something to himself.
OR
Han Solo
Hated the idea, but did it “just to prove something to himself”. (followed by a nervous cough)
two words: Dean Winchester
I would bet ALL the money on Sam, as well. With Ruby. You KNOW it must have happened at some point.
Oh, most definitely.
Can anyone question that Sue Storm pegs Reed Richards using an invisible force-field strap-on, one that she can move, vibrate, rotate, expand, etc. at will? You gotta know it. Heck, she probably made him wear plugs under that spandex uniform.
Speaking of Iron Man, why bother with an extra robot? Just a slight modification to one of his existing suits of armor . . .
Let’s face it: Holmes was absolutely pegged by Irene Adler, especially if it was the modern Holmes in Sherlock. Until he begged. Twice.
I’ve often wondered all the things that Kurt Wagner–who is an outgoing, swashbuckling figure in the comic books, as opposed to his seriotragic figure in the film–could do with that tail of his. Or Mystique with her shape-shifting. I can imagine that it was Mistique, morphing into the form of John Holmes, who gave Charles his experience. And I can’t imagine she hung around with Magneto all those years without giving him a go.
Really, I could go on all day.
(One must question how close the two siblings Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver might be, but that’s kind of another topic.)
well, at least in the ultimate universe, wanda and pietro are very close and yes i’m sure pegging’s on the menu
I had to google what pegging was. The wikipedia page did not disappoint.
Buffy: Say it. SAY IT!
Spike: You’re the big bad. You’re the BIG bad!
That just made me choke on my coffee.
“getting the pegging of a lifetime from a smoking, smirking Lauren Bacall”.
Huh, I had no idea you could suddenly develop a fetish out of nowhere in your mid-30s. But…
Baby, it can keep happening into your *50s*. Believe.
I read this in the taxi on the way to a super technical 7 hour meeting, and the residual happy had been keeping me smirking all day.
Read this while getting an oil change, giggling hysterically.
Nicholas Angel from “Hot Fuzz”:
For heaven’s sake, he’s even PLAYED by SIMON PEGG! It’s RIGHT THERE!
Kalinda Sharma is a master at the erotic art of pegging. She pegged Peter that one time they had sex and that’s part of the reason Alicia has never been able to forgive her. Carey tried it in college, but he never liked it until he tried it with Kalinda and now he can’t get enough.
Will always wanted to try it, but Alicia was hesitant, and now deeply regrets that they didn’t do it.
It’s great to see how attitudes have changed on the subject. Just a few short years ago I would have done anything to have a relationship with someone who wouldn’t run for the hills at the very hint of pegging. I’m lucky to have met and married someone who loves it even more than I do but there was a time when I thought I’d have to give up having it on my “needs” list.
From Gotham (the show):
Gordon: Tried it with Barbara, didn’t enjoy it. Tried it with Leslie, and loves it. Then again, they have tried EVERYTHING and love most of it.
Dent: Has tried it, and very much enjoys it with the right girl. Generally will only do it with a girl he really likes though.
Alfred: Has enjoyed this with several old lovers. Still does enjoy a session every now and then when a certain old flame comes to town.
Cobblepot: Has not tried it due to deep sexual hangups. If he got past them, would likely enjoy it and prefer it to other forms of sex.
Nygma: Has never tried it, but fantasizes heavily about Kringle doing it to him. Has no hangups about it or any of his other kinky sex fantasies as he considers himself enlightened about sex, even though he’s a virgin.
Fish: There is no doubt that she does it all the time, it’s not even a question.
Falcone: Enjoyed it with an old lover of yesteryear, has never done it again as there hasn’t been the right chemistry.
Marcone: Enjoys it with the right girl, but only on special occasions (he’s much more into casual flings than Falcone).
Barbara: Insists on trying it with every new lover, isn’t very good at it.
Selena and Bruce: Too young to speculate!
…I meant Bullock, not Dent. I thought, “saying Harvey would be confusing, so I’ll use the last name. Of course I then use the wrong one. >_>
Ashley Wilkes and Melanie Hamilton obviously.
Scarlett would love to peg Rhett Butler but he is hesistant.
See, I have trouble reading either of those women as straight. Scarlett is horribly closeted and so focused on performing heterosexuality in order to gain power that she doesn’t really notice just how obsessed she is with Melanie, nor why. I mean, sex with men is almost always awful (actual canon), and why would she even think about that, and meanwhile Melanie is always *there*, with her softness and her kisses and her bosom (and actually that’s canon too, look at the bit after there’s a small fire and Scarlett wakes up in Melanie’s lap, or the bit when they collapse onto a bed holding each other and crying). Melanie is bi and poly, in a gentle “the more love the merrier” way. She understands that Ashley would completely freak out at the idea of a threesome, but is often seen smiling to herself about the idea.
I have a headcanon where Melanie doesn’t die at the end, they dispose of their annoying husbands somehow, and shack up together (with some nice toys, natrually), at which point Scarlett has to learn how to relationship like an adult. Although I’m kind of over GWTW because of all the horrible racism.
This is magnificent. It’s *waves arms around* I’m home.
President Bartlet: the Commander-in-Chief doesn’t get pegged. Although Abby’s hinted more than once that she’d be up for it.
Sam Seaborn: loves it. LOVES it. Gets what he pays for.
Josh Lyman: quite likes the idea, but just, y’know, too damn busy to try it? Donna will go there if he insists, but he’s never directly asked. The issue hangs between them.
Toby Ziegler: serves at the pleasure of the President. I don’t think I need to say any more.
Will Bailey: hell yes, although I might be thinking of David Rosen.
Leo McGarry: “What’s pegging?”
Charlie Young: the body man. Again I don’t think I need to say any more.
CJ never pegs Danny, and he doesn’t push her for a reason why, but it’s because she was just SO looking forward to pegging Simon Donovan. She mostly doesn’t cry when she thinks about Simon these days, just gets quiet. But since she never got to peg Simon, she’s just going to choose to be gentle with herself on this one, and not push things, because grief takes strange shapes, and sometimes it’s the shape of an never to be used strap-on.
“CJ, if blood is gushing from the head wound you just received from a stampeding herd of bison, YOU’LL do the pegging.”
“It is in the spirit of Andrew Jackson that I, from time to time, ask senior staff to have face-to-face meetings with those people representing organizations who have a difficult time getting our attention. I know the more jaded among you, see this as something rather beneath you. But I assure you that pegging passionate Americans is beneath no one, and surely not the peoples’ servants.”
“In the future, if you’re wondering: ‘Crime. Boy, I don’t know’, is when I decided to peg your ass.”
“They sent me two turkeys. The most photo-friendly of the two gets a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children’s zoo. The runner-up gets pegged.”
” If the Oscars were like that, I’d watch.”
“Charlie, my father gave this to me, and his father gave it to him, and now I’m giving it to you… Take a look. The fully tapered bolster allows for pegging the entire edge of the blade.”
“I’m a graduate of Harvard and Yale and I believe that my powers of pegging can rise to meet the Socratic wonder that is the White House press corps.”
“One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President pegs, NOBODY sits.”
suddenly reminded of a savage love episode wherein a woman complains that her boyfriend sees her as “a peg to hang his ass on at night” and that phrase still makes me laugh.
i’m glad straight people discovered strap-on sex. welcome
Leverage Crew:
Nate and Sophie: While Nate and Sophie are very flirtatious, they tend to space out their sex lives into occasional nights of passionate, intimate lovemaking rather than frequent wild sex. They experiment every once in a while but it’s pretty rare, and pegging, while fun, isn’t integral to them.
Hardison and Parker: Parker is pretty much up for everything, so their sex live expands based on when Hardison gets the nerve up to ask for something new. Hardison loves being subby but they have to be careful not to trigger anything for Parker, so the pegging is regular but not frequent.
Elliott: Generally more into passionate vanilla sex, but has been on the receiving end when he sleeps with female “hitters”.
nahh, eliot spencer’s the biggest sub in this or any universe and is up for literally anything where someone will pull his hair.
this is my favourite comment in the whole thread; I do believe I may have to retire to my bunk :p
When discussing “statistically plausible” things, if the statistical methodology is Bayesian then there is always a posterior probability…
so with Luke this has to either be by his sister or Mon Mothma, doesn’t it
Or Mara Jade (yes I know the EU isn’t canon anymore just let me have this)
oh Mara. How I loved you. And then discovered the concept of a Mary Sue.
Henry Tilney: can hold forth at length on the different shades and varieties of pegging–how, and when, and where, and what to wear to a good pegging. Mr. Darcy – Tried it on impulse to please Lizzy but now rather likes it. Mr. Knight:: Feels one must be charitable and polite, even to non-peggers.
THIS IS THE KIND OF QUALITY CONTENT I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
Oh, this is a festival of giggling and smirking with a heavy side of blushy chortling. It’s all fine, soooo very fine. o/
I keep this tab open with the Guardians of the Galaxy line right where I wil see it as I wander through my tabs, because that is the key to happiness, to see that line and smile everytime.
Dominic Toretto. Because sometimes it was Letty’s turn to drive. Though I would not be surprised if she was packing 24/7 though, always ready for anything. Dominic is enough like a muscle car already, and he always wanted to know what it was like to be take for a ride.
In terms of X-Men, you missed one that I absolutely refuse to believe has not engaged in it somewhere down the line:
Gambit.
I’m sorry, that man has fucked New Orleans. You know there’s been a pegging or eight in there somewhere.
RAYLAN FUCKING GIVENS
!!!!!
This is beautiful work of art and you have enriched my life
God fucking BLESS this post #normalizepegging
I’m so late to the party here, but it needs to be said: Det. Jake Peralta, NYPD.
You’re not wrong.
My early feelings toward Skywalker never made sense until now. Now that makes perfect sense.
No way was Cap’s ass virgin when he met Natasha. His great (opposite sex) love was named PEGGY! That, ahem, tract of land was claimed in the name of Britain decades ago.
omg guys raleigh beckett and mako mori come ooooon
there’s a beautiful comic to that effect here: http://apfelgranate.tumblr.com/post/57139478119/s…
Matt Murdock: Because of the super senses thing, bottoming is really intense for him. And there’s nothing like a good pegging to drown out the roiling sensory chaos of the rest of the world.
the omission of the Scar/Shenzi strapstravaganza from The Lion King is shameful
Man, I so wanna believe the Angelus thing, but Buffyverse’s idea of kinky sex mostly seems to be “woman on top”
dude, did you watch the Spuffy arc? It was never explicitly shown, but there were handcuffs and oblique references to all kinds of power and pain games going on.
plus, Spike is a fan of the roleplay.
Throws a candle at him
… There was that time that Spike and Buffy destroyed a building.
Stargate, Farscape and Sanctuary: go.
oh, tesla and helen for sure,
I feel like Connery Bond would be super vocal about being into pegging because it’s an activity where he gets all the pleasure and the woman may as well be wearing all her clothes and reading the paper.
Sam Winchester, too. Jessica most definitely pegged him during college.
Just wandering into the comments weeks after the fact that reading this has provided me with a whole new way of categorizing fictional characters.
With that dumb pretty “who-me?” farm face and hair just the right length for grabbing
This describes my bf to a T. *dreamy sigh*
benjamin franklin “hawkeye” pierce
evidence includes, but is not limited to: http://oi67.tinypic.com/255l1mb.jpg
I personally would like to state that it is a deep, deep dark secret of Magneto’s that pegging is his favorite g***amn sex act. Because no man who grows old to be Sir Ian McKellan at his most villainously fey could POSSIBLY have managed to avoid getting pegged at least once, and that’s if you’re under the misapprehension that Mags is straight, too.
Extremely late to this party: Peter Wimsey. I mean, Harriet, come on.
this is fantastic and pretty funny, the mention of daniel craig’s bond made me think of alex west cause i’m sure he let lara croft peg him often
Captain Jack Harkness should be on this list. Like, there’s honestly no question about it. Maybe that’s why he’s not here because it’s so obvious?
The way The Toast
Delivered to me
This sexy post
From Mallory
Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.