“If we’d rung the bell, there would have been no point in my having carried this sledgehammer all the way from the car park.”
I may be biased, but I think sketches where Hugh has his hair oddly slicked forward into an unbecoming point are the best sketches of all. Also, I am a simple person, and watching two grown men shout “SCUMBAG” at a baby pleases me. Simple, elegant.
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.