Things I Have Hollered At Packs Of Young Men In The Street Who Look Like They Might Play Water Polo That I Feel Pretty Good About -The Toast

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  • “Hey, guys, have fun at water polo practice, don’t let Coach hassle you too much, I know he can be hard on you but he really just wants you to do your best!”
  • “You guys look like you’re having a really nice night!’
  • “WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS YOUR FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR, IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE”
  • “Be sure to drink plenty of water you guys! YOU GUYS!”
  • “I REALLY LIKE THAT YOU’RE ALL WEARING DIFFERENT COLORED PASTEL SHORTS, YOU GUYS SEEM LIKE YOU HAVE A FUN FRIENDSHIP”
  • “Guys, you are going to be late for water polo practice if you don’t hurry!”
  • “I hope your night is magical!”
  • “Palm the ball, Dylan!”
  • “I have a really good feeling that you guys are going to pass the bar!”
  • “You should treasure your friendships with each other, dudes!”

I can report that 100% of the time the response is momentary shock followed by pure delight, feel free to try this at home sometime, if you feel like it.

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