Posts tagged “street harassment”

  1. "Hey, guys, have fun at water polo practice, don't let Coach hassle you too much, I know he can be hard on you but he really just wants you to do your best!"

  2. On Saturday, not for the first time, my dad offers to buy me a gun. I’m still in my running gear, sitting on my bed, certain I’m leaving sweaty ass-prints on my good quilt, but I’ve got no choice. I have to sit here, crammed against the wall’s one outlet because my phone can’t hold a charge, and I have to call him. He’s my dad, and I want him to make me feel better.

  3. Wait, that sounds terrible. Obviously, we mean you can now purchase Mallory Ortberg and Matt Lubchansky's comic masterpiece for the low price of $20.

    Give one to a friend! Give one to someone who harasses you on the street!

    The Toast does not endorse giving presents to street harassers. --Nicholas Pavich, publisher.