Music Every Track Listing From 1997’s “Middle Of Nowhere” And The Corresponding Beatles Song It Is Better Than by Mallory Ortberg · May 12, 2016 ALL OF THEM.
Philosophy Stop Being Intimidated By History Because All Greek Philosophy Was Just Yelling About Soup by Mallory Ortberg · March 1, 2016 Zeno of Citium got yelled at for spilling soup. That's all philosophy ever was.
Philosophy Stoicism: A Rebuttal by Mallory Ortberg · January 21, 2016 I'LL NEVER STOP WANTING THINGS, YOU DEAD ROMANS
Television Things I Have Yelled At My Television, Which Cannot Hear Me, While Re-Watching The Tudors by Mallory Ortberg · November 30, 2015 My TV can't hear me, but that doesn't keep me from yelling at it when I see historical inaccuracies.
Television Things I Have Yelled At My Television, Which Cannot Hear Me, While Watching The Time In Between by Mallory Ortberg · October 29, 2015 I watch a lot of TV, and I yell at appliances.
Television Things I Have Yelled At My Television, Which Cannot Hear Me, While Watching “Miss Fisher’s Mysteries” During My Convalescence by Mallory Ortberg · October 5, 2015 STOP MAKING ME CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HETEROSEXUALITY, PLEASE.
Advice Things I Have Hollered At Packs Of Young Men In The Street Who Look Like They Might Play Water Polo That I Feel Pretty Good About by Mallory Ortberg · July 7, 2015 Really friendly, non-sexual street hollering.