Let’s play a game called: what did Jaya buy to get Amazon to suggest this to her? (There are no right answers.)

Large Cartoon Hands

“Bring Your Favorite Cartoon To Life.” Wear the Large Cartoon Hands and summon the spirits of the netherworld. Breathe the burden of terrible existence into Mr. Potato Head. Only $11.43.

My favorite soft-shelled turtle and domestic burdock soup 190gX30 cans

I’m on a very specific diet.

Frontier Natural Products 2540 Frontier Bulk Sarsaparilla Root – Indian, Cut & Sifted, 1 Lbs. I assume one night I got drunk and thought I should make my own sarsaparilla. I wonder what stopped me.
Cocktail Kingdom® “Schmallet” Ice Mallet

Literally, mallet schmallet.

Nipple Rings non pierce pair Non-Piercing Clip On Nipple Ring / Heart Design pair HO1950

Never commit to piercing your nipples until you test these on your specific nipple length and girth, apparently.

 

And just…this

Who’s the real American Sniper, ehh???