Let’s play a game called: what did Jaya buy to get Amazon to suggest this to her? (There are no right answers.)

1. 2.

1. The Washington Post.

2. The Blue Carbuncle of Persia.

3. The four heaviest gramophones in the Catskills.

4. A phrenologist with a satchel of Werther's Originals.

5. A K-car.

6. The back catalogue of the Squirrel Nut Zippers.