
The original:
The suspiciously similar:
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ! Have I left the iron on?”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Have I left the iron on? Christ.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on, haven’t I.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
“Oh, Christ, I’ve left the iron on.”
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.