Art Don’t Stand So Close To Me: People Ignoring Personal Boundaries In Western Art History
You're all SO CLOSE to being normal!
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Art Two Monks Invent Religious Iconography
The two monks are back, inventing things.
Art Women Trying To Say “No” Politely In Western Art History
Ahahahaha, it's so great, though, what you're doing!
Art Men Wearing A Military Helmet And Nothing Else In Western Art History
Everyone knows war is for full nudity and a fancy hat. Maybe sandals. But that's it.
Art Dante Casually Running Into Beatrice In Art History
Okay, so, first of things, yes, Dante's whole SITUATION-DEAL with Beatrice was probably as much literary device as it was genuine affection, which I am fully in the capableness of getting; I am not so adrift from historical context that I've forgotten about courtly love tropes and am like, worried for the sake of this dead Florentine's right to privacy, so go ahead and delete that email, Alighierians; this is strictly for the purposes of fun.
Maybe the idea of a gentleman who beheld your visage but the twice writing a series of time-alteringly famous books where you are forced to guide him through Heaven and gaze beatifically on his bed a'nights is just exactly what gets you going, though. What this post presupposes, though, is: what if it wasn't awesome?
Art What In The Hell Animal Is This, Please
Please drop whatever you were doing at work and spend a lot of time discussing this with me.
Art The Queen of Low Self-Esteem: A Cartoon
A new cartoon from the Queen of Low Self-Esteem, Joss Rufus.
Art King Solomon Getting Peer Pressured By His Babely Wives
"Why can't we have an Asherah pole? All the OTHER Canaanite nations have an Asherah pole."
Art Some People Eating Normally In Paintings, The Way People Eat
Chew chew scream.
Art Paintings Where The Subject Is Clearly Thinking “Oh, Christ, I’ve Left The Iron On”
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Art The Penitence Of Mary Magdalene, In Order Of Penitence
Sometimes torn apart by remorse! Sometimes just sleepy.
Art Diana, Roman Goddess Of The Hunt, You’re Never Going To Find A Boyfriend This Way
Roman goddess of the hunt and also of not getting married is never going to find a boyfriend this way!!
Art Everything Wrong With Greek Mythology In One Painting
It SEEMS like a standard-issue filial castration, but it actually gets kind of weird.
Art Men Starting Unnecessary Conversations In Western Art History
LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.
Art Two Medieval Monks Invent Writing
The key is to never use any words ever.
