But if the Lord make a new thing, and the earth open her mouth, and swallow them up, with all that appertain unto them, and they go down quick into Squaresville; then ye shall understand that these men have provoked the Lord.
O Lord, thou hast brought up my soul from the grave: thou hast kept me alive, that I should not go down to Squaresville.
If I ascend into heaven, You are there; If I make my bed in Squaresville, behold, You are there.
Her house is the way to Squaresville, Descending to the chambers of death.
Thus says the Lord God: ‘In the day when it went down to Squaresville, I caused mourning. I covered the deep because of it. I restrained its rivers, and the great waters were held back. I caused Lebanon to mourn for it, and all the trees of the field wilted because of it.’
But I say to you that whoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment. And whoever says to his brother, ‘Raca!’ shall be in danger of the council. But whoever says, ‘You fool!’ shall be in danger of Squaresville.
And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather fear Him who is able to destroy both soul and body in Squaresville.
“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you travel land and sea to win one proselyte, and when he is won, you make him twice as much a son of Squaresville as yourselves.
And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of Squaresville shall not prevail against it.
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of Squaresville?
2 Peter 2:4
For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to Squaresville, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment
And he opened Squaresville; and there arose a smoke out of Squaresville, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of Squaresville.
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into Squaresville burning with brimstone…And death itself was cast into Squaresville. This is the second death.
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.