Minnesota? Really? Everyone knows the loneliest state is North Dakota.
champagneghost+29
“Did you just say you were sending me to Bismarck?” “Yeah.” “North Dakota?” “It’s only overnight.” “Am I being punished?”
ppyajunebug+19
I knew I could count on my fellow Toasties to get where I was coming from. God Bless North Dakota and their crusade to remove “North” from their name.
blunderbusst+5
“Also, Mount Rushmore.”
Bonmotalot+28
We’re not lonely. We’re an introvert.
LeastBittern+4
I feel like Arizona is the loneliest state, given how easy it is to be sucked into a conversation after being barely civil.
I mean, there are like 30 states I haven’t been to, and like three more where my only experience is airports, so go ahead and be like “Oh it’s definitely Florida/Pennsylvania/Alaska.”
Hunter+23
“Human Experiences.” This is like the “baby shoes never worn” of the internet age.
RLT+4
Don’t say “baby shoes never worn”
LeastBittern+19
If you say it three times you summon them.
catweazlol+42
Can you imagine a title of an album by a quiet bearded man with an acoustic guitar and a lot of feelings more apt than “Alone at the very end of Schiermonnikoog island”?
Mrs_Peel+68
(whispers into the void) “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”.
octopoda+35
Careful, if you sing Wonderwall into the void, it will sing it back at you.
The captionist on the woman watching waves alone on the beach photo seems to have confused “sheer contentment” with loneliness. Tsk.
allofthewhine+29
where do they all come from?
fireblargg+22
where do they all belong?
RoseCamelia+9
One day they’ll all be buried along with their names.
Kickpuncher+5
Where do they all come from, Cotton Eye Jong?
malloryelis+50
I’ll NEVER get over “beggar (probably)”
dakimel+20
Maybe someone should just ask the probable beggar if s/he is begging, and then they’ll have a conversation and strike up a friendship and *bam*, your lonely person has just become less so. #worldpeace #Isolvedeverything #probably
SorchaMaire
Photo of a woman on a beach in Barcelona just before A Man importuned her to find out what she's looking at, and isn't she cold from the wind, that coat doesn't look very heavy, aren't these waves nice?
dakimel
If I want this coat, I'll wear this goddamn coat, okay? I'm an adult human with decades of experience at determining my own comfort wrt the weather conditions.
RuncibleSpoon+16
nothing wrong with hedging your beggars
Strophoria+12
I am semi-stranded in Laval right now, leaching internet from a closed Subway. All this to say that I feel “beggar (probably)” describes 90% of the looks people are giving me right now.
Sunshine+13
The first time I used a closed pub’s wifi from outside, I felt like I was in a cyberpunk future.
Minnesota? Really? Everyone knows the loneliest state is North Dakota.
“Did you just say you were sending me to Bismarck?”
“Yeah.”
“North Dakota?”
“It’s only overnight.”
“Am I being punished?”
I knew I could count on my fellow Toasties to get where I was coming from. God Bless North Dakota and their crusade to remove “North” from their name.
“Also, Mount Rushmore.”
We’re not lonely. We’re an introvert.
I feel like Arizona is the loneliest state, given how easy it is to be sucked into a conversation after being barely civil.
I mean, there are like 30 states I haven’t been to, and like three more where my only experience is airports, so go ahead and be like “Oh it’s definitely Florida/Pennsylvania/Alaska.”
“Human Experiences.” This is like the “baby shoes never worn” of the internet age.
Don’t say “baby shoes never worn”
If you say it three times you summon them.
Can you imagine a title of an album by a quiet bearded man with an acoustic guitar and a lot of feelings more apt than “Alone at the very end of Schiermonnikoog island”?
(whispers into the void) “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”.
Careful, if you sing Wonderwall into the void, it will sing it back at you.
http://starecat.com/my-wife-told-me-to-stop-singi…
The captionist on the woman watching waves alone on the beach photo seems to have confused “sheer contentment” with loneliness. Tsk.
where do they all come from?
where do they all belong?
One day they’ll all be buried along with their names.
Where do they all come from, Cotton Eye Jong?
I’ll NEVER get over “beggar (probably)”
Maybe someone should just ask the probable beggar if s/he is begging, and then they’ll have a conversation and strike up a friendship and *bam*, your lonely person has just become less so.
#worldpeace
#Isolvedeverything
#probably
Photo of a woman on a beach in Barcelona just before A Man importuned her to find out what she's looking at, and isn't she cold from the wind, that coat doesn't look very heavy, aren't these waves nice?
If I want this coat, I'll wear this goddamn coat, okay? I'm an adult human with decades of experience at determining my own comfort wrt the weather conditions.
nothing wrong with hedging your beggars
I am semi-stranded in Laval right now, leaching internet from a closed Subway. All this to say that I feel “beggar (probably)” describes 90% of the looks people are giving me right now.
The first time I used a closed pub’s wifi from outside, I felt like I was in a cyberpunk future.