The Internet Captions For Every Image In The “Lonely People” Category Of Wikimedia Commons by Mallory Ortberg · September 2, 2015 BEGGAR, PROBABLY.
Advice “The Spinster’s Almanac”: Poetic Advice for Showing Yourself Kindness by Marika Prokosh · May 27, 2015 The Toast's poetry advice columnist on how to show yourself tenderness and great care in the midst of depression.
Relationships Man Who Chooses Netflix Over Parties And Regularly Bails On Friends Wonders Why He’s So Lonely by Mallory Ortberg · February 3, 2014 A man who regularly chooses Netflix and solitude wonders why he feels so alone.
Animals Are You My Mother? by Mallory Ortberg · November 27, 2013 A deeper look into the inner lives of the characters in Are You My Mother?
Friendship Everyone in Flash Mob Hoping Today Will Be Different by Mallory Ortberg · August 22, 2013 The many feelings in a flash mob.