Friend of the Toast Sara Cantor (she’s single, ladies) just guest starred in her first-ever music video, describing it to me thusly: a “disco witch sex coven commits femme-on-femme glitter bondage.” Reader, I watched it. (Sarah’s the blonde babe with the dark lipstick and the cane, for those of you playing at home.)
They had me at all of it, but they particularly had me at when they rhymed “we don’t need no butches or MOCs” with “it’s just you and me,” at which point I proceeded to entirely and irreversibly lose it. This is a video that brings me great joy. I have found myself quietly falsetto-ing “FEMME! I like it femme-on-fe-ehmme!” around the house all day, and I wish the same for all of you.
Today, we are all femmes, or at the very least glitter witches.
I saw Gaymous at a NYE cabaret show this past year and hoo boy are they a treat live. I was particularly impressed by their sexy slow jam about fisting.
more information for anyone who’s interested:
bandcamp (featuring the fisting song!!): https://gaymous.bandcamp.com/
facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gaymousband
also, the lead singer (PizzaCupcake) uses “they”, and the long-haired butch (FXBoi) uses “she”! just so everyone can FREAK OUT about them respectfully 🙂
more information for anyone who's interested:
bandcamp (featuring the fisting song!!): https://gaymous.bandcamp.com/
facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gaymousband
also, the lead singer (PizzaCupcake) uses "they", and the long-haired butch (FXBoi) uses "she"! just so everyone can FREAK OUT about them respectfully 🙂
Close up the internet, not gonna see anything better than that today.
Aww, it is hot femme-on-femme action all the time around here
Well. It was til we had the baby.
…Is that you biascut? /creepy
I need to cover myself in glitter and apply purple eye shadow, then do nothing but sing this all day.
That’ll be a good day.
I need to cover myself in glitter and apply purple eye shadow, then do nothing but sing this all day.
That'll be a good day.
Ummm yes. That is not really what I like in my sexy times, but it is the epitome of what I want in my music videos. The falsetto! The makeup! The many many extremely enviable tattoos! The glitter! I will order 12 in every color, please and thank you. Clearly I need to learn more about Gaymous.
Editing to note that while femmes are not really my jam, OBVIOUSLY quasi-satanic rituals and witchcraft and glitter are totally things I like in my sexy times. Obviously.
This is fucking glorious.
This is fucking glorious.
This is perfection.
yessssss. I am also a big fan of their video (Let’s Pretend We Don’t Have) Feelings: https://vimeo.com/103376955
This song is clearly based on Willow and Tara.