“The reason we’re not going to do this sketch is that it contains a great deal of sex and violence.”
“A great deal.”
“Lots of sex and violence.”
“That’s right. During the sketch, Stephen hits me several times with a golf club.”
“Which, of course, wouldn’t matter, except that I hit Hugh very sexily.”
And now, please welcome “Bitchmother, Come Light My Bottom,” by Sir William Rees-Mogg.
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.