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Matt Lubchansky makes comics and occasionally leaves his apartment in New York. You can find his weekly comics here, or on twitter here.

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Gonna get fired for hag-cackling too loudly.....
1 reply · active 491 weeks ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *sobs*
Speaking as someone who's seen Charlie Hwefgsr and Barnesssss Stinnet's masculinity, I find this extremely unlikely.
ok ok are "His Hose" brand socks and "I guess I'll grab a pair" subtle homoerotic subtext or is it just my dirty mind?
2 replies · active 490 weeks ago
Does fra-gee-lay sound more masculine? Lmao!

This is well timed considering all the men on twitter complaining about how the heart Twitter is using for 'likes' in replace of the favorite/star is "too gay" for them. (A HEART.)
9 replies · active 491 weeks ago
I feel bad because all of my socks are inscribed with powerful runes.
24 replies · active 491 weeks ago
hahahaha also just noticed the perfume bottle is shaped like a steak. nice.
The mansplaining pronunciation is a perfect touch.

(I wish my socks had runes on them. Maybe if I knit my own?)
3 replies · active 491 weeks ago
GLORIOUS.
those are some good-ass tags, whoever wrote those tags
3 replies · active 491 weeks ago
Hmm. Must be Italian.
1 reply · active 491 weeks ago
Hmmm... Powerful runes might be enough to make even me wear socks. Possibly. The Handbook got ahold of me at a young age and the aversion is strong.
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Sunshine · 491 weeks ago

The manly socks remind me of two people using cocoa butter in my work. She had a bottle that looked like something you rub on your skin. He had the same thing, but in a bottle that looked like motor oil or a bodybuilding supplement.
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Sunshine · 491 weeks ago

Reddit hate: I remember finding a post on Reddit about Nicole's White Dude Booklist, with the tone of "I don't understand, but I think I should be hurt and angry."

They were more upset about the comments on the following "Deleted Comments From The White Dude Booklist" than anything else. SJW! SJW!
6 replies · active 491 weeks ago
My boyfriend was scared to try the new type of Axe body wash (shut up I like the way it smells too) because it came in a white bottle and he was pretty sure that meant it was for girls. So he went back and exchanged it for a (black) container of Rainpunch or Thunderbear or whatever. Masculinity!
3 replies · active 491 weeks ago
My very favorite example of this is the Whitening Toothpaste For Men I see advertised here. https://www.kruidvat.nl/prodent-white-now-men-dee... White Now Men!
Recently, bottles of Radox bubble bath "For Men!" have appeared on the shelves of my local supermarket alongside the standard ungendered bottles; they appear identical except for having a slightly blockier font. Even though all bubble bath I buy is intended for men (my boyfriend likes baths with bubble bath and Lush bath bombs, whereas I just go for own-brand supermarket bars of soap with no added colours or scents), I refuse to buy it on principle.
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RochelleS · 491 weeks ago

These guys seem like great potential customers for Allie Brosh's line of masculine grooming products.
Ah, so sad but so true. Could have used this actual product "Dude Wipes" which are wet wipes but in a black package that says dude on it: http://www.amazon.com/Dude-Wipes-Flushable-Single...

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