Those tattoos are amazing (all of them!!) but I will never understand what some people choose to do with their bodies. I cannot look away!
GoatseFanfic+9
I don’t understand it, I wouidn’t participate in it, but I definitely am thankful for it
JGlows+21
It’s a big country.
RudyRed+24
I love how blase Marge is about Homer’s desire to murder.
CleverManka+30
OH GOD I MISS CIGARETTES
anniekate76+19
Congrats on quitting! You are the champion! Stay strong!
CleverManka+11
Except I never wanted to quit. I just suddenly, overnight, developed an allergy to them. Like, migraine headache nausea level allergy. It sucks. I can still sneak one, maybe two a month, but more than that and bang, I feel like a 12-year-old who just chain smoked her mom’s pack of unfiltered Camels.
anniekate76+11
Wow. I’ve never heard of that happening! I guess your body wanted you to quit.
CleverManka+21
My body needs to stop being such a selfish, health-conscious brat and let me have some fun once in a while. The same thing happened with booze. I have to limit myself one or two drinks or I wind up with the worst hangovers. I can’t even get tipsy. So ridiculous. I hate it.
anniekate76+18
What a bummer!
I’ve heard the Rocky Mountains in Colorado provide a wonderful high. The shadows from the starlight are softer than a lullaby!
CleverManka+5
Believe me I’ve been trying to plan a vacation there for a while now. Then these stupid Hamilton tickets happened and there went the budget for a weekend in Colorado…
OiSunshine+8
“My body wants to be healthy! I hate it so much.” Next you’ll develop an allergy to beefburgers or sweets.
CleverManka+6
God don’t give it any ideas!!!!!
alder_tree+3
OH NOOOOO I’m so sorry. 🙁
CleverManka+2
Yeah, you were there for that one! And it never got better. =(
Es_Petal+10
My body does that with medicines – I am fine for a while but if I take anything for what it arbitrarily decides for too long I start getting intolerant of it. To date I can no longer take aspirin, paracetamol, ibuprofen, amytriptilene, my asthma reliever and when I take my preventer steroids (which I still do because I need to breathe, but luckily I only have the occasional flareup and only take them when it’s bad which is about four times a year) i come out in a massive rash. Also fake cherry flavour, after a serious cherry drop habit at schol.
CleverManka+7
OH MY GOD YOU POOR THING
alder_tree+2
So even if you do come to 221b con next year we won’t be sharing smokes? NGL, I’ll miss that.
CleverManka+2
ME TOO. I mean, hope springs eternal? I’ll probably bring a pack anyway, just in case. =D
Goomaly+9
I had two cigarettes yesterday after four hours on LA freeways (I DROVE ON ALL THE LA FREEWAYS YESTERDAY, FUCK YOU GARMIN) and I regret nothing.
CleverManka+14
Goomaly+20
that’s a suggestive image on loop, no?
*keeps watching waiting for something else to develop*
CleverManka+2
Mmmmmmmmmyes.
rosemarybush+11
I once shared a single smoke with a couple friends. At the end of it, they both were like “welp, that was fun and great, and that’s enough for me!” I was like, “NOPE, NOW I NEED A PACK.”
Nicotine! It’s highly addictive!
rosemarybush+6
I should clarify–this was years after I’d smoked my last cigarette, and I was so proud of myself for being able to say “nope, I don’t smoke!” And with the taste of just a third of a cigarette, I was SO ready to jump back on the tobacco train. Once nicotine has you, man, it has you for good.
peelyfootedwizard+7
i am seriously considering breaking up with my boyfriend over the fact that he will get drunk and buy a pack and i have NO will power to say no if i can see it and its so close and he REFUSES (maybe he can’t) stop.
I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU
pigeonsquid+9
DUMP HIM.
popelizbet+2
The time I quit for a month, I do not even recall stopping for the pack that broke my streak. I got upset and bam, back on a pack a day.
alder_tree+5
I seem to have inherited my dad’s ability to not be addicted to nicotine. It’s freaky?? Like, I used to smoke a lot more, but even then it was one or two a day unless I was with friends who smoked or I was drinking. I went through maybe a pack and a half per month!
Anyone else follow thesimpsonstattoo on Instagram? All gems; this is one of my favorites and relevant: https://instagram.com/p/7Zu5hLS5qO/
Oh. My. God.
Those tattoos are amazing (all of them!!) but I will never understand what some people choose to do with their bodies. I cannot look away!
I don’t understand it, I wouidn’t participate in it, but I definitely am thankful for it
It’s a big country.
I love how blase Marge is about Homer’s desire to murder.
OH GOD I MISS CIGARETTES
Congrats on quitting! You are the champion! Stay strong!
Except I never wanted to quit. I just suddenly, overnight, developed an allergy to them. Like, migraine headache nausea level allergy. It sucks. I can still sneak one, maybe two a month, but more than that and bang, I feel like a 12-year-old who just chain smoked her mom’s pack of unfiltered Camels.

Wow. I’ve never heard of that happening! I guess your body wanted you to quit.
My body needs to stop being such a selfish, health-conscious brat and let me have some fun once in a while. The same thing happened with booze. I have to limit myself one or two drinks or I wind up with the worst hangovers. I can’t even get tipsy. So ridiculous. I hate it.
What a bummer!
I’ve heard the Rocky Mountains in Colorado provide a wonderful high. The shadows from the starlight are softer than a lullaby!
Believe me I’ve been trying to plan a vacation there for a while now. Then these stupid Hamilton tickets happened and there went the budget for a weekend in Colorado…
“My body wants to be healthy! I hate it so much.” Next you’ll develop an allergy to beefburgers or sweets.
God don’t give it any ideas!!!!!
OH NOOOOO I’m so sorry. 🙁
Yeah, you were there for that one! And it never got better. =(
My body does that with medicines – I am fine for a while but if I take anything for what it arbitrarily decides for too long I start getting intolerant of it. To date I can no longer take aspirin, paracetamol, ibuprofen, amytriptilene, my asthma reliever and when I take my preventer steroids (which I still do because I need to breathe, but luckily I only have the occasional flareup and only take them when it’s bad which is about four times a year) i come out in a massive rash. Also fake cherry flavour, after a serious cherry drop habit at schol.
OH MY GOD YOU POOR THING

So even if you do come to 221b con next year we won’t be sharing smokes? NGL, I’ll miss that.
ME TOO. I mean, hope springs eternal? I’ll probably bring a pack anyway, just in case. =D
I had two cigarettes yesterday after four hours on LA freeways (I DROVE ON ALL THE LA FREEWAYS YESTERDAY, FUCK YOU GARMIN) and I regret nothing.
that’s a suggestive image on loop, no?
*keeps watching waiting for something else to develop*
Mmmmmmmmmyes.
I once shared a single smoke with a couple friends. At the end of it, they both were like “welp, that was fun and great, and that’s enough for me!” I was like, “NOPE, NOW I NEED A PACK.”
Nicotine! It’s highly addictive!
I should clarify–this was years after I’d smoked my last cigarette, and I was so proud of myself for being able to say “nope, I don’t smoke!” And with the taste of just a third of a cigarette, I was SO ready to jump back on the tobacco train. Once nicotine has you, man, it has you for good.
i am seriously considering breaking up with my boyfriend over the fact that he will get drunk and buy a pack and i have NO will power to say no if i can see it and its so close and he REFUSES (maybe he can’t) stop.
I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU
DUMP HIM.
The time I quit for a month, I do not even recall stopping for the pack that broke my streak. I got upset and bam, back on a pack a day.
I seem to have inherited my dad’s ability to not be addicted to nicotine. It’s freaky?? Like, I used to smoke a lot more, but even then it was one or two a day unless I was with friends who smoked or I was drinking. I went through maybe a pack and a half per month!