Nothing has ever been more urgent. Someone find me this citation at once:
“Cavett once related an anecdote that he and Marlon Brando were having dinner at a restaurant when a female fan approached the two men and made an advance. The men almost partook in a threesome with the fan, but Cavett decided against it because they had not finished their soup.[citation needed]”
THIS IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT MARLON BRANDO-JAMES DEAN D/S THING (which, okay, obviously happened, but is also OBVIOUS), I NEED DETAILS POST OF HASTE.
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Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.