What is the opposite of a dirtbag? A li’l sweetheart.

“The only real currency…is friendship.”

“It’s possible to admire someone else’s financial system without questioning your own.”

“Loving the market wasn’t a mistake, but thinking that the market loved me back was.”

“I like my money where I can see it – hanging in my closet.”

“You miss 100% of the revolutions that you never instigate.”

“Friendship, like capitalism, is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.”

“Don’t redistribute behind me; I may not lead. Don’t redistribute in front of me; I may not follow. Just redistribute beside me and be my friend.”

“It’s not the number of class systems we take, but the number of moments that take our class systems away.”

“Maybe our dialectics are our soulmates, and guys are just people to have fun with.”

“I don’t want to pursue revolution – I want revolution to pursue me.”

“The best way not to get you class system broken is by pretending you don’t have one.”

“Produce like no one is listening. Distribute like nobody’s watching. Contribute like you’ve never been hurt.”

“Don’t forget to fall in love with your own labor theory of value first.”

“Alienation is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.”

“There is nothing better than a petit bourgeoisie, unless it is a petit bourgeoisie with chocolate.”