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Philosophy

Li’l Sweetheart Karl Marx Quotes

by Mallory Ortberg · April 5, 2016
Li'l sweetheart!
Books

Twelve Classic Novels As Summarized By Someone Who Has Not Read Them

by Mallory Ortberg · March 30, 2015
Some classic novels, probably.
Books

Scenes From The Bell Jar And Other Sylvia Plath Works, As Remembered By Someone Who Never Finished Reading Sylvia Plath

by Mallory Ortberg · March 25, 2015
Scenes from the collected works of Sylvia Plath, from someone who has barely read her.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Feminism

Inspirational Camille Paglia Quotes

by Mallory Ortberg · March 5, 2015
Some inspirational Camille Paglia quotes that are just for girls and were certainly not made up by me.
Aging

Age Ain’t Nothing But A Perfectly Accurate Representation of How Old You Are

by Mallory Ortberg · May 19, 2014
Some thoughts on age and getting older.
Advice

Live Every Day

by Mallory Ortberg · April 7, 2014
What you should live every day like.

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