“I’ll count the hours that you’re away. Not on the lips. I’m going to that party at Nina’s later, I don’t want to smear my lipstick.”
< https://youtu.be/MFEKR9p33qA >
Let this dictate your romantic choices for the rest of the week. “You’ve got it, mister. THE HAIR.”
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
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annecara 125p · 466 weeks ago
TheasyPeasy 129p · 466 weeks ago
We now live in different cities but still just sign off things with, "Taffeta, darling."
lavaloving 98p · 466 weeks ago
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figtreecooking 114p · 466 weeks ago
TheasyPeasy 129p · 466 weeks ago
I, on the other hand, would be a Cloris Leachman and I feel like that's the pinnacle of my true self.
figtreecooking 114p · 466 weeks ago
My parents are incapable of discussing Ovaltine without Cloris's accent.
TheasyPeasy 129p · 466 weeks ago
But in the words of our departed Whitney, I'm every woman, it's all in meeeeeee.
(I'm a bit punchy this morning.)
futeffla 103p · 466 weeks ago
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