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Women Enjoying Heterosexual Kisses In Western Art History

by Mallory Ortberg · May 5, 2016
Mm. That's good, where your lips are.
Beauty

Happy Madeline Kahn Monday: Taffeta, Darling

by Mallory Ortberg · April 25, 2016
I love you. No, don't touch me.
Relationships

High-Water Marks For Heterosexuality

by Mallory Ortberg · March 8, 2016
Its finest moments.

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  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Art

Normal, Old-Fashioned Heterosexuality In Western Art History

by Mallory Ortberg · February 29, 2016
Just the ordinary course of things!
Relationships

Things I’ve Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading

by Mallory Ortberg · April 14, 2015
All I know about female heterosexual desire that I've managed to glean from decades of reading (mostly fan fiction).
Humor

Syllabus For The Course On “Camp Heterosexuality” I Have Not Yet Been Asked To Teach

by Mallory Ortberg · March 13, 2015
I hold out hope that I will be offered a visiting fellowship in over-the-top heterosexual performance.

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