Art Women Enjoying Heterosexual Kisses In Western Art History by Mallory Ortberg · May 5, 2016 Mm. That's good, where your lips are.
Beauty Happy Madeline Kahn Monday: Taffeta, Darling by Mallory Ortberg · April 25, 2016 I love you. No, don't touch me.
Relationships High-Water Marks For Heterosexuality by Mallory Ortberg · March 8, 2016 Its finest moments.
Art Normal, Old-Fashioned Heterosexuality In Western Art History by Mallory Ortberg · February 29, 2016 Just the ordinary course of things!
Relationships Things I’ve Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading by Mallory Ortberg · April 14, 2015 All I know about female heterosexual desire that I've managed to glean from decades of reading (mostly fan fiction).
Humor Syllabus For The Course On “Camp Heterosexuality” I Have Not Yet Been Asked To Teach by Mallory Ortberg · March 13, 2015 I hold out hope that I will be offered a visiting fellowship in over-the-top heterosexual performance.