you seem distracted, my love do i really
you keep staring into the middle distance oh
is that not you?
i'm always mixing up you with the middle distance
you look so much like the middle distance
Women only love men with CROOKED SMILES, a man who smiles with his mouth all in a straight line might as well be DEAD; a male smile should resemble nothing on earth so much as the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Lombard Street, a lightning bolt, a scarecrow with a broken neck, or two palm trees leaning against each other to form a big "X"