By Chelsea Upton

Chelsea Upton is a writer specializing in gender and music at Not a Neophyte. She is also Jeff Goldblum's #1 fan.

  1. Claire. Claire. Listen to me Claire, just listen. This is a good opportunity Claire, not a lot of people would be able to get this experience. Think of all of the things you could do with this experience, such as telling other people about your experience. Don’t you like conversations, Claire? Don’t you appreciate the human need for interaction? This is a good opportunity, Claire, and there are dozens of other young people who would…