ByChris Wolfgang

Chris Wolfgang is an editor and writer in Omaha. She usually edits technical blogs for software engineers, but please talk to her about sci-fi and comics instead.

  1. The children are fed first. Do not think of getting in line until the last offspring under 10 has left their soggy, half-eaten plate on the counter above the trash can. You will not receive The Look this year, you won’t. The children. Are fed. First. There is no alcohol. Do not go into the garage to the blue cooler where you will not find a selection of PBR, Coors, and Keystone from nobody knows…