By Django Gold

Django Gold is a senior writer for The Onion. You are hereby invited to join the select group of individuals who follow him on Twitter.

  1. FAQ: Sarcasm

    Q: What is sarcasm? A: The American Heritage Dictionary defines sarcasm as, "a stone coffin, often inscribed or decorated with sculpture." Q: That sounds like the definition for "sarcophagus." A: Indeed! But that's sarcasm: You asked me a question, and instead of giving you a straight answer, I deflected it with a joke. You just failed to pick up on it. Way to go!…

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