ByJesse Hassenger

Jesse Hassenger was born and raised in Saratoga Springs, Upstate New York, which is why he gets really excited whenever a story or movie or TV show mentions Albany, Stewart’s, or Price Chopper. His short fiction has appeared or is forthcoming in Threepenny Review, Southern California Review, Westchester Review, and Brooklyn Review. He is on Twitter.

  1. Merch

    I. Cleveland Here are some of the things that Megan sells at her job: Breeze Machine T-shirts. Breeze Machine hooded sweatshirts. Breeze Machine stickers (three for five dollars). Breeze Machine's first album on vinyl. Breeze Machine's newest album on compact disc and vinyl. Breeze Machine wristbands (for irony, she assumes.  They sell well but she's never seen anyone wearing one.  It's also possible that people buy them because they're cheaper than the T-shirts). This is…