Art Lies I Will Tell My Children by Nicole Thayer · October 15, 2013 Children will believe anything, and should be rightly messed with for it.
Video Games Male Gamers Only by Mallory Ortberg · October 15, 2013 What was this mysterious tune of war? And why was it for male gamers only? There couldn't be anything sinister behind it...or could there be?
Business Official Toast Stances: Volume One by Nicole and Mallory · October 15, 2013 The first in an eternal series of Official Toast Stances.
Music Which Singer Craves His Freedom Most? by Mallory Ortberg · October 15, 2013 Ranking the men of music who love their freedom above all else.
Movies Why the Wikipedia Page for George Burns Is Perfect by Nicole Cliffe · October 15, 2013 Nicole Cliffe shares George Burns' Wikipedia page, because it's the greatest.
Humor My Female Students Don’t Seem As Impressed With Me As They Used To by Mallory Ortberg · October 15, 2013 It's getting harder and harder to impress young female students these days.