By Lauren Parker

Lauren Parker lives in Oakland with her cat Fred Astaire. Her work has been published in In My Bed Magazine, Glass Mountain, Main Street Rag, and Plain China. You can follow her on Twitter.

  1. Pulled Pork on Abortion Rye-ts:

    A pig raised lovingly in the care of two lesbians, fed a proper diet and allowed to roam the backyard to their cottage in Sunset. This pig was put down under the full moon, in view of the goddess and has been marinated and prepared for your pleasure. Served on artisanal, gluten free, vegan, rye bread with pages from Judith Butler’s books as napkins.

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