By Mary Anne Limoncelli

Mary Anne Limoncelli works for a non-profit grantmaking organization in Washington DC, a job which requires essentially zero writing. She is grateful that the internet provides her with an outlet to make up for that.

  1. Actual Food Sins

    - Coveting thy neighbor’s kohlrabi

    - Refusing to honor thy mother and father’s quiche

    - Bearing false witness regarding who ate the last mallomar

    - Worshipping cheese

    - Worshipping graven images and sculptures of cheese