ByMichael Murray

Michael Murray writes for a host of high-falutin' publications, blogs like an Olympian and has won the New Yorker cartoon caption contest. You should be his Facebook friend.

  1. The Final New Year’s Resolutions of Nacho the Miniature Horse

    ByMichael Murray

    in Animals

    Nacho, a beloved miniature horse, was so small he was able to walk underneath your table. This was almost unbearably cute. People fainted from the cuteness. They came from all around the world to faint from the cuteness. Sadly, Nacho was attacked, under cover of a snowstorm, by a cougar about 400 meters from the barn where the ridiculously cute miniature horse lived at a ranch outside of Calgary, Alberta. Unfortunately, Nacho did not…

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