ByTess Elsworthy

Tess Elsworthy lives in Montreal, where she works as a receptionist in a medical clinic. Her bosom friends know her as a staunch champion of the original Gossip Girl, Rachel Lynde.

  1. Previously in this series: If Natalie Dormer Were Your Girlfriend

    1. If Sarah Polley were your girlfriend, she wouldn’t be annoyed if you showed up to the Toronto International Film Festival with cat hair on your carefully pressed shirt. She’d lean into you during screenings and you’d smell her hair and sigh.

    2. If Sarah Polley were your girlfriend, she'd hold your hand at anti-austerity protests and share your