(To the tune of "Piano Man") Now Paul is a real-estate novelist Who never had time for a wife His first novel, Mortgaging Murder, was released to little critical fanfare in 1983 Paul has never gotten a speeding ticket or been on a date He loves to attend comic conventions Each year at Emerald City he dresses as Dream from Sandman Sandman is Paul’s all-time favorite comic book If you want to know the real…